Beer Vs Farmers Market

Beer makes its way into farmer's market, eats all the pastries while people laugh and have a good time. If this was shitbullistan, it would be a pig snacking on a small child while the rest would stand there screaming and throwing twigs.

Mucho User Barret
Submitted on Oct 1, 2026Nature is Metal
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Tags:bearfarmers marketpastriesat least they had breadid cuddle with it

9 Comments

  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    the narrator is shedding some insight into how people are so fuckin dumb they move to alaska to be pals with big ferocious man eating bears.. then get eaten

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c181855

    I do agree with you but... man this one is just so fuzzy. Can't I pet it just this once!?

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    #181856
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Also, do we have that bear man on here? I swear we at least had the bear man sound of him being eaten on MS

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c181857

    I think thats all it was right?.. just a recording

    ps. bears can be cute as fuck .. even and up until they bite your face in two

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    #181858
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm used to being on the lookout for Polar Bears, so these cute little teddies don't bother me. Anyway, if I'm aware of the risk, the bear has consent.

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    Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    Barret, ye don't get those Sloth bears out there, do ye? Horrible fucking things!

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    #181862
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Only some sun bears at the zoo. They looked bored out of their minds. One was sitting at a table with his elbows on it, chewing on a piece of grass. He looked like he was a tourist sitting in a bar.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    Drop bears as the worst here.

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