Dangerous Whale Terrorizes Bird

Regrets it later and tries to apologize.

Points: 16

by Barret

Submitted on Sep 6, 2019

Nature is Metal

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  Vet

  Barret

  This Norwegian whalefag voluntarily lives at those docks, and the locals have named him Hvaldimir (Whaledemort or Whaledemir Putin if you will).

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  The theory is that he was owned and trained by the Russian Navy or something, as he showed up one day with a collar marked St.Petersburg, and already knew how to perform some tricks. Its possible the Russian Navy already has an army of highly dangerous trained whales armed with missiles, ready to take us out at a moments notice. No one would suspect it was whales.

  This is why I hide overseas.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you would have thought the Russians would have already learnt a lesson with the whole dogs/tanks/mines thing

  
  

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  Barret

  This feels like the beginning plot of some kind of pixar movie, where we get invaded by whales, and the only way to stop them is to work together with our own superwhale. He dies at the end but not before revealing a son to star in the sequel.

  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Just please god don't let Disney pick up a movie plot like that...

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  From the description I thought Barret was accosting some English girl.

  
  

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  Barret

  @Flash, then the whale would be a sassy black female.

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  kek

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  So long and thanks for all the fish

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I think I would have rather seen the whale eat the bird's penis

  
  

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  Burntout

  Cute

  
  

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  Barret

  lol, I read that they had to cancel a dive recently.

  Apparently the whale stole a knife from some divers scabbard, and was floating around staring at him, with the knife in his mouth. Imagine almost getting stabbed by a whale.

  
  

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