Oster vs Jordansimms

i'm not on board with this trend of low effort user memes, but this is so exact, such a wonderful distillation of who they are... perfection.

Points: 22

by bamford

Submitted on Sep 3, 2019

Fights

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  This is the #1 reason body cam laws should go into effect. The other stuff like making sure people are innocent is a distant 2nd.

  
  

  #34334
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  My GoPro has saved my ass many times when I'm turning in a female defendant and she's telling every cop in earshot how I raped, groped, or attacked her when in reality she kept soliciting me to take a favor to let her go. The cop in the video is a fucking bitch. Nothing like making himself a potential target when that dude bonds out.

  
  

  #70091
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Yet I'm their savior when I bond them out.

  
  

  #70092
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  fucking pimp

  
  

  #70098
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  giggles please try to make friends

  
  

  #70107
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  I would Never wear pre ripped jeans. What a faggot.

  
  

  #34335
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Also.. big cop hitting someone handcuffed. Proves he's a bitch.

  
  

  #70083
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i love that you prove him right

  
  

  #70088
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Thats the point. I 100% agree with this video. I would have tazed the punk and laughed.

  
  

  #70089
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you're not the cop

  
  

  #70090
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Really?

  
  

  #70093
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Damn.

  
  

  #70094
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Retard.

  
  

  #70095
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Whoosh

  
  

  #70096
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ha , oster is a bitch

  
  

  #70097
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  That might be the most likes on a single comment of yours ever.

  
  

  #70112
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  He needs some positive reinforcement now he’s old.

  
  

  #70113
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  when did that happen ?

  
  

  #70116
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Round about when shellsuits were a thing.

  
  

  #70121
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  And afterwards the cop was given paid leave while his department "investigates" themselves

  
  

  #34342
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Honestly the dude (me) deserves it. Ive been handcuffed and had my head slammed into the passanget window for talking shit. I deserved it.

  
  

  #70122
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Also, if you spit inside you deserve worse.

  
  

  #70124
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Slammed for talking shit? Police brutality man... Over the first amendment... And even the one that guarantees we are protected from cruel and unusual punishment....

  
  

  #70126
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Lemme find out youz a bootlicker

  
  

  #70127
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  But yeah spitting inside is a pretty niggerly thing to do

  
  

  #70128
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Had to google bootlicker. Na.. im a Gipsy.

  
  

  #70131
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  First day in florida went to a walmart to get deodorant because ive been driving for 3 days. Was in the checkout line. This 55+ year old hag shot a snot rocket so perfect on the ground. It sounded like one of the snaps you get during the 4th of july.

  
  

  #70132
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Police burtality only happens to colored people. He was just helping me sleep.

  
  

  #70133
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  by driving you meant 'took the greyhound bus'

  
  

  #70134
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Lol bootlicker as in a cop-sucker, or you kiss cops' asses... Shit like that

  
  

  #70139
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Meh. Giggles is a cock sucker so would that be a cootlicker?

  
  

  #70141
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Wait.. I'll just leave now.

  
  

  #70142
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Nah I thought coot=pussy... So he is a fruitlicker

  
  

  #70143
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Because he licks penises before he puts them in his asshole.

  
  

  #70147
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Cooter pooter

  
  

  #70148
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  im a fanny basher

  
  

  #70215
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  We know.

  
  

  #70222
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  hey look... -118. things are looking up

  
  

  #70223
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  -120*

  
  

  #70232
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  what the fucking fuck?

  
  

  #70233
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  You're welcome.

  
  

  #70234
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you fucking pricks

  
  

  #70296
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  Whats up with the kegs? Is this a security guard at a bar? Did he handcuff a drunk customer and assault him? Hmmmm lawsuit.

  
  

  #34347
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  They really do need to put the "Police Activity" watermark on more videos of people getting their ass kicked or shot lol it would cause an uprising which is more/less needed in this country right now

  
  

  #70125
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Whats needed in America... we meed more education from books and stidies, rather tham soundcloud and instagram. America needs to be invaded. I've been saying this for years. Once someone worthy invades amd start fucking shit up we will change.... or die. Also, social media is possibly the anti christ.

  
  

  #70129
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Here comes Oster with an unusual amount of good comments today. Weird.

  
  

  #70135
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Most of them were about getting smashed by the fash though so it makes sense.

  
  

  #70136
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I just wanted to use smashed by the fash in a sentence really.

  
  

  #70137