Just how lazy do you want to be?

Hand-made is always better

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Just wait until they come out with the brushless model

  
  

  #33007
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Ha ! Uuoody is a ham shanker

  
  

  #33008
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  And proud of it:

  Do A Handstand Pull It Out Rub It Up And Down

  Squeeze The End ’Til Its Red Like A Fucking Clowns Nose

  Pull It Off Until It Blows Until Everybody Knows That You Know

  How To Do The Ham Shank

  
  

  #67125
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Why did I watch this

  
  

  #33016
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8

  
  

  #67149
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  I guess people really do stick their dicks into blenders.

  Talk about zero stealth when using the noisy thing.

  
  

  #33018
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Dont come in, im making smoothies!

  
  

  #67137
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  They're uh... Vanilla cream flavored.

  
  

  #67150
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  https://i.imgur.com/aPxGXc5_d.jpg

  
  

  #67151
  
  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Some genius needs to make a pair of jeans with one of those bad boys built in.

  
  

  #33027