Axe Ma'am

Transhuman attaxe a couple of customers at a 7-11 in Australia.

Points: 22

by severum

Submitted on Mar 9, 2019

NSFL

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  Vet

  severum

  Full story here.

  https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.news.com.au/national/courts-law/she-nearly-cut-my-head-in-half-evie-amati-axe-victim-ben-rimmer-breaks-silence/news-story/bc240cd9c7833474c1051b67a125906d

  
  

  #28877
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  I'd be marking my calendar for a reunion with it

  
  

  #59287
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I HIT THE Wrong reply button.... FAKE NEWS

  
  

  #59292
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Uhhh.. Sound would be good.. We can't hear Freeeggs crying for his God of GIGGLES.

  
  

  #28880
  

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  Rooster65

  Upvote because we can't.

  
  

  #59290
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  All I do is cry.. and boys don’t cry ;)

  
  

  #59293
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  All I do is cry.. and boys don’t cry ;)

  
  

  #59294
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  God dammit bono what the fuck is wrong with your site. You need spanked bro

  
  

  #59295
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Anyways now that I’m able to consume that sweet sweet nectar that the lord, our god, Henry Ford provides for us (eggs makes a sign of the T) l.... I have become all powerful and all discerning. I shall only whack it 6 times a day and only eat the finest cheeses

  
  

  #59296
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Yeah

  
  

  #59304
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Word

  
  

  #59305
  

  Vet

  severum

  You're off probation?

  
  

  #59321
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Lol uh...

  
  

  #59327
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I don’t have the fine eyes of the law on my fine urinal flows

  
  

  #59328
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I mean if I keep it down to a minimim I’m okish

  
  

  #59329
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Im property of the Jews until 2021 but....

  
  

  #59330
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Idk why the fuck I put this shit out for the world to see. I just need to play Indian and the train and be done with this shit

  
  

  #59333
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I rather enjoy it

  
  

  #59334
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Lol sick bastard

  
  

  #59336
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Severum.. Back story is a GIGGLES thang..( let him have it.. Maybe he'll go away..)

  
  

  #28881
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Fake news

  
  

  #28885
  
  
  

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  Barret

  When Its-Ma'am humor goes too far.

  Hm I'm surprised we haven't heard of this everywhere.

  
  

  #28886
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  We have it happened last month it was all over the news

  
  

  #59297
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Shit happens all the time trannies are mentally fucking I’ll and need to either be extremely medicated or euthanized

  
  

  #59298
  

  Vet

  Barret

  They can get kind of moody. Like women if they were permanently on the rags. Too much toxic femininity.

  
  

  #59299
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I guess people didn't think it was funny enough to meme. That's how I get all my news, through memes.

  
  

  #59300
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Fair enough. I prefere drudge, daily stormer, infowars, and various podcasts of questionable character like everything on therightstuff but you know... to each their own

  
  

  #59303
  
  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  This person was already proven crazy, AND was holding a giant woodcutting axe... so you drop your guard and get what's coming

  
  

  #28887
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Fucking dumbasses

  
  

  #59302
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Yeah but... Australian

  
  

  #59325
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  That’s all you need to knoe

  
  

  #59326
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  It’s completely acceptable because that fucking thing with the dread locks got it too

  
  

  #28888
  
  
  

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  bamford

  at least that can will bleed 5 days this month. more of a woman than the axe user.

  
  

  #28890
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  can will...

  
  

  #59319
  

  Vet

  severum

  I don't know, ma'am got his dick n taters surgically turned inside out. That's gonna be some heavy flow.

  
  

  #59322
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  If I remember the whole story right no. Just a fucking dude in chicks clothes being a mentaly ill faggot with an axe

  
  

  #59337
  

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  severum

  The news articles specifically say he was on hrt and recently had reassignment surgery the prior year or so.

  
  

  #59355
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Still

  
  

  #59361
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Dude in a dress

  
  

  #59362
  

  Vet

  severum

  I see it more like a science experiment in a dress.

  Kind of like The Fly but gay and non fiction.

  
  

  #59363
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  jesus fuck, i would be so angry to have my life ended by a tranny

  
  

  #28893
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Nah noone deaded. Just slightly injured

  
  

  #59324
  

  Vet

  Bono

  "Slightly"

  
  

  #59335
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Mick

  
  

  #28895
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Probably

  
  

  #59332
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  lol

  
  

  #59642
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Now my advice for those who die

  Declare the pennies on your eyes

  'Cause I'm the axe man, yeah, I'm the axe man

  
  

  #28908
  

  Vet

  severum

  I commented those same lyrics on another post a while ago. Quite the versatile piece, The Beatles were a"head" of their time.

  
  

  #59364
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Sorry. Pun stfu.

  
  

  #59365
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  pun like

  
  

  #59366
  

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  Barret

  Pun like stfu. Not sorry.

  
  

  #59367
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  funny and well thought title

  
  

  #28985
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  chick walks into a 7/11 with an axe....

  
  

  #28986