Freeeggs hates the world

Punch a woman today

Points: 19

by Freeeggs

Submitted on Feb 14, 2019

Muchoers Gone Wild

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  Vet

  Bono

  Take me now

  
  

  #27895
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  That's the Christmas Spirit!

  
  

  #57067
  
  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  now sing a song about having 2 sweaters and not owning any long pants

  
  

  #27896
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Lmfao

  
  

  #57065
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I’ll make sure I have a gym outfit for every day of the week and never wear the same thing twice.

  
  

  #57066
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you a gymrat bro? 1v1 me dawg if you lose i'll give you mouth to mouth

  
  

  #57068
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  You can give me mouth to mouth anyways

  
  

  #57070
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  DM him an ass pic. You may get his paycheck

  
  

  #57071
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Don’t tempt me

  
  

  #57072
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Plus if you get banned he will service Bono until you are unbanned

  
  

  #57076
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I mean. It’s almost worth it

  
  

  #57077
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  gay

  
  

  #57079
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  You're taking some serious L's today.

  
  

  #57108
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  If you guys don’t see me for a year or two it’s because I really want to get drunk and if I get caught I’m fucked. But fuck it if I do I should probably do a challenge or something. Internet likes are more important than freedom

  
  

  #27897
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I mean, it's been a minute since anyone tried to take Fatmofat's Iron Liver championship

  
  

  #57073
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I can’t do liquor so I’ll prolly pound some beers if I can still stomach it. The Colorado beers I get are 14% so if I pound like 5 or 6 that’s like 15 Budweiser’s

  
  

  #57074
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I just have a feeling my po is gonna do one of his surprise swings by the pad while I’m fucked up or call me in for a random

  
  

  #57075
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Then probably don't do that.

  
  

  #57078
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  THJ will pee in a cup for you if your hold it steady

  
  

  #57080
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  THJ will pee anywhere.

  
  

  #57084
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  fucking Karl Pilkington looking ass nigger

  
  

  #27898
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Oh Hi Giggles

  
  

  #57081
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  At least he ain't Mexican

  
  

  #57082
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Or British

  
  

  #57083
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  what sort of mong puts their hood up indoors

  
  

  #27901
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Me

  
  

  #57090
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  You should listen to Palisades Park a couple times, it always cheers me up.

  
  

  #27903
  
  
  

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  Vet

  severum

  Do you write the jingles for GaySingles.com?

  
  

  #27904
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Yes

  
  

  #57097
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  god this guy is no fun... he just agrees to everything

  
  

  #57098
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  He just wants to keep it weird, man. You ever been to Portland?

  
  

  #57100
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  That’s where I’m going to get my gay porn career off the ground

  
  

  #57101
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Or Eugene, both equally gay and equally Oregonian backwards

  
  

  #57102
  

  Vet

  severum

  Do you realize you subbed the same song each time?

  
  

  #57103
  

  Vet

  severum

  Also also, nice hoodie.

  
  

  #57104
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Yes and yes but it doesn’t matter. I can’t play the guitar, I can play the bass. I know how to play 4 chords 100 different ways

  
  

  #57106
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I’ve seen phish live like 12 times. I have no problem with people playing the same thing over and over and over and recycling the same music into something not quite slightly different.

  
  

  #57110
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Spectrum...

  
  

  #57111
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Don't quit ya day job. ( do ya even have one?)

  
  

  #27917
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  of course he doesnt

  
  

  #57154
  

  Vet

  severum

  You guys do realize he's actually a famous singer and he's just trolling you, right?

  
  

  #57155
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  hes a fucking wannabe

  
  

  #57156
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Lol

  
  

  #57157
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I’m on here at 3 am everyday for fun

  
  

  #57158
  

  Vet

  severum

  Giggles wouldn't know what a g string looked like on an instrument or on a woman.

  
  

  #57159
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  giggles doesn’t know much anyway. He’s british

  
  

  #57160
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  FREEEGY, don't listen to them. Get a GED. You'll go far. Far away from us.

  
  

  #57194
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  does that trump my associates? I’m retarded I wouldn’t know. did I skip something? Fuck! my mind is blown. I should learn to code

  
  

  #57195
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  How many times has your guitar been thrown on the camp fire

  
  

  #27922
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  This one? 0 lol

  
  

  #57174