Freeeggs hates the world

Punch a woman today

Mucho User Freeeggs
Submitted on Feb 14, 2019Muchoers Gone Wild
Points: 19
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Tags:Kill yourselfawful chord progressionkike

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  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I’ll make sure I have a gym outfit for every day of the week and never wear the same thing twice.

    Like0STFU0#157066
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    You can give me mouth to mouth anyways

    Like0STFU0#157070
  • Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    If you guys don’t see me for a year or two it’s because I really want to get drunk and if I get caught I’m fucked. But fuck it if I do I should probably do a challenge or something. Internet likes are more important than freedom

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    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    I mean, it's been a minute since anyone tried to take Fatmofat's Iron Liver championship

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I can’t do liquor so I’ll prolly pound some beers if I can still stomach it. The Colorado beers I get are 14% so if I pound like 5 or 6 that’s like 15 Budweiser’s

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I just have a feeling my po is gonna do one of his surprise swings by the pad while I’m fucked up or call me in for a random

    Like0STFU0#157075
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    Then probably don't do that.

    Like1STFU0#157078
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    fucking Karl Pilkington looking ass nigger

    Like1STFU2#27898
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    what sort of mong puts their hood up indoors

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  • Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie

    You should listen to Palisades Park a couple times, it always cheers me up.

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  • Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Do you write the jingles for GaySingles.com?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    god this guy is no fun... he just agrees to everything

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    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    He just wants to keep it weird, man. You ever been to Portland?

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    That’s where I’m going to get my gay porn career off the ground

    Like0STFU0#157101
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Or Eugene, both equally gay and equally Oregonian backwards

    Like0STFU0#157102
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Do you realize you subbed the same song each time?

    Like2STFU0#157103
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Yes and yes but it doesn’t matter. I can’t play the guitar, I can play the bass. I know how to play 4 chords 100 different ways

    Like0STFU0#157106
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I’ve seen phish live like 12 times. I have no problem with people playing the same thing over and over and over and recycling the same music into something not quite slightly different.

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Don't quit ya day job. ( do ya even have one?)

    Like0STFU0#27917
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    You guys do realize he's actually a famous singer and he's just trolling you, right?

    Like0STFU0#157155
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    I’m on here at 3 am everyday for fun

    Like0STFU0#157158
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Giggles wouldn't know what a g string looked like on an instrument or on a woman.

    Like0STFU0#157159
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    giggles doesn’t know much anyway. He’s british

    Like0STFU0#157160
    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    FREEEGY, don't listen to them. Get a GED. You'll go far. Far away from us.

    Like0STFU0#157194
    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    does that trump my associates? I’m retarded I wouldn’t know. did I skip something? Fuck! my mind is blown. I should learn to code

    Like2STFU0#157195
  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    How many times has your guitar been thrown on the camp fire

    Like0STFU0#27922