Then she asked: "Does this dress make my ass look big?"
How do you answer that question?
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
They're intentionally mismatched to draw attention away from that horrible face painting job.https://i.imgur.com/feTlV00.jpg
T0llb00thwillie
This reminded me of a joke dad told me. Young gal was late to Easter Service while hurrying up the steps to church she meets a guy walking down the stairs. She asked if mass was out when they passed, he turned around and said no but your hats on crooked.