There's a Boot In My Snake

Dumbass snake swallowed a boot and had to go to the vet.

Mucho User severum
Submitted on Feb 10, 2019WTF
Points: 12
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There's a Boot In My Snake
Tags:Snakebootshoeswallowedswallowsateeatherpetologyshoeologytoy story referencedumbass

4 Comments

  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    bend over and i'll poison your water hole.

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Stand up straight and I'll cure your scoliosis.

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    i dated this chick once, i used the line about turning her brown eye blue, but she had brown eyes so she didn't get it, and also she was dumb as fuck

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Damn. Get some Dr.Shoals oder eaters,ya nast fuck. Seriously, if ya feet smell like dead animals, go see a real Dr. It's either that or change your tampon. Blood leaking into ya shoes.

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