There's a Boot In My Snake
Dumbass snake swallowed a boot and had to go to the vet.

Tags:
Snake
boot
shoe
swallowed
swallows
ate
eat
herpetology
shoeology
toy story reference
dumbass
4 comments
4 comments
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truckerhatjones the Golden
i dated this chick once, i used the line about turning her brown eye blue, but she had brown eyes so she didn't get it, and also she was dumb as fuck