Uuoody goes for a 'drive'

get a proper car oldtimer

Points: 16

by DrGiggles

Submitted on Jan 14, 2019

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  makodragon

  backstory?

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  the backstory is you're a retard and Uuoody is old

  
  

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  glandmilker

  backstory , just an elaborate way of pounding a buttplug up your ass

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  When I was young, we did things with style.....and butt plugs were made of cast iron.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  my penis has been compared to iron

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  Brittle and brown?

  
  

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  makodragon

  rusty and hardened by a bearded old manbear?

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  Tempered in bukkake and olive oil

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  well it would appear we have some experts on metallurgy on the website

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  I took metallurgy I and II in college for fun but I’m no expert. I have plenty of over priced books tho

  
  

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  makodragon

  fries took dick in not I but II holes, but he's no sexpert. He has plenty of oversized dildos tho

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  Hahahahahahahahahahaha alright that was good

  
  

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  makodragon

  it's funny cos it's true.

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  Finally something to jack off to.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Suckorsky

  
  

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  Rooster65

  UUDOODY & I invented the whirrly bird. Orvil & Willber( hoarse fucker) suck!

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  the only thing you and Uuoody invented is old age and senility

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  well it would appear I have another 'oster' on my case

  
  

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  Freeeggs

  No your just not funny. Sorry sir

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  https://youtu.be/Ge6QPJfrGcY

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Ok.. Makes sense. My Pop invented the selective hearing aid.

  
  

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  Barret

  People say that the Internet is setting us back, because we are wasting times with memes when we should be doing other creative things.

  I saw wrong.

  Thank god for the internet.

  
  

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