Merry Christmas Bitch

How it should be

Points: 21

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Dec 26, 2018

Funny

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  The next time he wants to get laid, he will find a note in her box that says: The UPS guy and several others were here.

  
  

  #26316
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  You're on energy assistance, it's an Obama phone and you live in Marcy Hieghts. Nice try Tyrone

  
  

  #26318
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  And dem's tinfoil teef

  
  

  #52815
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Murray Chrastmas. Niggers.

  
  

  #26320
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/saNKzqfYFsc

  
  

  #52822
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  he said it

  
  

  #52830
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  She scores big during Kwanzaa though, hair weaves, fake finger nails and silicone injections in the badonkadonk....

  
  

  #26323
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  If this couple was white it wouldn’t be as funny tbh. That dude is legit lucky he’s black or he’d be doxed, lose his job, and have his face plastered all over the news. Anyways that was my podium moment for the day. Imma go back to watching Asian amputee midget porn.

  
  

  #26325
  
  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  she got much more than she deserved

  
  

  #26329
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  She probably has a scratchy pussy too

  
  

  #52833
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  probably smells like broccoli

  
  

  #52834
  
  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Alpha move. Let's see how it plays out for him...

  
  

  #26330
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  probably the same whether she leaves or stays. he can probably get his dick sucked for cheaper.

  
  

  #52836
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Giggles pays

  
  

  #52847