Just when you thought you'd seen it all.

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Points: 14

by CUNT

Submitted on Dec 11, 2018

Freak Porn

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  FredGspotSanford

  Only way to wash the nigger out of there

  
  

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  comaTOASTpsycho

  Booooo ! I thought she was going to harpooon that pussy !!!

  
  

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  Bono

  Fucking why

  
  

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  Barret

  But I bet they still whine if you offer them some schlong in the butt :(

  
  

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  Bono

  Or if they have to re-install and update programs

  
  

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  Bono

  Sorry Barrel for missing you in chat, was testing... stuff

  
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono vroom vrooms

  
  

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  Barret

  same

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Hello,

  My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.

  Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.

  Yes, all. Oh brother.

  In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.

  But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."

  I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.

  But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.

  A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!

  I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.

  But I hates what she did to my beans.

  On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."

  But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.

  What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)

  Thank you.

  Oh yes TL;DR - So what I say is my girlfriend bakes all the beans in my house and freeze many of them, so as now most my beans is ruined and has no good flavors. This made me think maybe I breaked up with her? But will I? What can you say to help on me? Thank you.

  
  

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  bamford

  delete this before fred reads.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Dear Johnny Foreigner. It was with a heavy heart I read of your tale of woe. Clearly your girlfriend is suffering from mental retardation. You may need to strap a padded hat to her head so she doesn’t hurt herself.

  You might consider training her by cooking all the beans and setting a plateful, excess beans from the pot can be inserted into her anus. This could over several months train her to understand portion control.

  Thanks to our friends at Shotgun Bastard and Dribble, we have supplied you with a years supply of beans. Happy Trails.

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  I never knew I needed this in my life.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  You seem pretty open about what you need

  
  

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