ZMashTV Gaming Announcement
This was a User Challenge fakeout before we decided that sucked, and renamed it appropriately for historical purposes.
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VetBarret
PLAY NOW: https://muchozucko.com/ZMashTV/CONTROLS
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- FULL SCREEN with F10 (recommended).
- Move with W A S D keys.
- Aim and Shoot with Mouse.
- Space Bar to start a new level once you access the shop.
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Try to beat your fellow unemployed autists and their high score! See how many of your peers you can kill in-game!
VetBarret
There are some quirks there with the zoom, if you go full screen and zoom in and get 2 crosshairs, you have zoomed in too much and things won't work. If you disable fullscreen you will have the same problem and have to zoom in again.Also remember you can fire with both mouse buttons (until you get autofire) for extra carnage.
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Zucker
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Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
fucking bumford, where is your holiday spirit? or do you even have any... you're like Fez from that 70's show... your nationality is just "foreign" and it is never stated where you're from
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
you use it as an excuse to be a fuckass during our happy times
VetBarret
To him that was kind of compliment, saying my avy is tricky, he's making progress.
Vetmakodragon
Hey Barret, do you have that pic of bono that's used at the end of the video? I asked you on fb but, well, there ya go.
VetBarret
Almost opened FB today but then punched myself in the skull and changed my mind.lol that chick that contacted you from my friends list wrote me, then blocked me or deleted herself before i even had a chance to reply. Neurotic chicks man...
Vetmakodragon
something to do with like, sharing photos that delete themselves after a few seconds or some shit.
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VetBono
If you have some time later today, I would highly recommend sitting down at your battle station and giving it a fair shake... the higher levels are mayhem
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ZuckerT0llb00thwillie
Hey, have any of you guys heard about pussy? It's more fun than a gay ass game
VetBarret
Very good, just about where its meant to get tough.I wonder who the first to break the magic spawn stages barrier will be. Once you have finished 1 or 2 stages, you will have so much money that it becomes easy for a while. At least it feels like it.
VetBarret
Piss VS Piss! Who can outpiss the other? I think of it as the redneck duo, Jones and Jrob.
VetBarret
5000 is level 21ish, on hard. Ironically, getting the high score is easier on hard. Normal mode is like for practice. 8000 would be around....26-27
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
Oster the fucking retardSung to the tune of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
Oster the fucking retardHad some very girly hands
And if the blacks ever saw him
They'd kick him out of Cleveland
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truckerhatjones the Golden
well that was bullshit... i got to kill myself but got touched once by the moonman and died
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truckerhatjones the Golden
how am i supposed to explain this to my mom https://i.imgur.com/VPis5JY.png
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VetBarret
Progress. Yes that is one of the bugs left that I never got around to fixing. Wasn't worth making an update for as it would make Bono have to work. One bug might even work to your advantage if you can find it...
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VetCartersBird
I have an Adderall and 16 free hours tomorrow. Just saying get your scores while you can.
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CartersBird
"Practice" isn't the right word. "Forgot" is. I went like 3,000 kills the first time and kept refreshing and no score... I did spend a long time on my run but much of it was paused while I did sit-ups... because of focus pills.
VetBarret
Should really make Bono do it so logged out people get an anonymous at least. Its not like anyone is going to sign up a new account so they can take part in the Zmash High Score list.
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Barret
So Oster claimed in chat that he had been playing without autofire all this time, and challenged me to do better, and so I did. Now I feel bad.Tiger Tank really is the true death at endgame, two Toasterspawns can be avoided, but you can't avoid an ocean of Tiger Tanks sloooowly moving in on you while absorbing that obscene amount of hits. Protecting his friends so they can jump you.
ZuckerOster
I only used my fucking fingers. Even in beta testing I laughed at auto fire. FUcking pussies. Beat bird. No Auto Fire.
VetBarret
Osters are pretty bad too, they are the ones that jump out from behind tiger, too small a target, so they dodge your bullets long enough to touch you with their unwashed LSD fingers. Gross.
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Zuckerbamford
the link is never put anywhere but the post. MZ should have a proper gaming section if you niggers are gonna keep doing stuff like this.