ZMashTV Gaming Announcement

This was a User Challenge fakeout before we decided that sucked, and renamed it appropriately for historical purposes.


Submitted on Nov 22, 2018Browser Games


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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    PLAY NOW: https://muchozucko.com/ZMashTV/

    CONTROLS

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    - FULL SCREEN with F10 (recommended).

    - Move with W A S D keys.

    - Aim and Shoot with Mouse.

    - Space Bar to start a new level once you access the shop.

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    Try to beat your fellow unemployed autists and their high score! See how many of your peers you can kill in-game!

    Like0STFU0#25028
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    There are some quirks there with the zoom, if you go full screen and zoom in and get 2 crosshairs, you have zoomed in too much and things won't work. If you disable fullscreen you will have the same problem and have to zoom in again.

    Also remember you can fire with both mouse buttons (until you get autofire) for extra carnage.

    Like0STFU0#150072
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Get a computer you bum.

    Like0STFU0#167607
  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    There are more penises in this video than necessary.

    Like2STFU0#25029
  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Pretty good for being unable to move... keyboard racists.

    Like0STFU0#25031
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Admirable really. I'm surprised its even possible to get that far.

    Like0STFU0#150069
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    fuck, i thought i said something nice to someone.. your avatar is tricky.

    Like0STFU0#150110
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjones๐ŸŽ‚the Golden

    fucking bumford, where is your holiday spirit? or do you even have any... you're like Fez from that 70's show... your nationality is just "foreign" and it is never stated where you're from

    Like0STFU0#150114
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    To him that was kind of compliment, saying my avy is tricky, he's making progress.

    Like0STFU0#150116
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Hey Barret, do you have that pic of bono that's used at the end of the video? I asked you on fb but, well, there ya go.

    Like0STFU0#150121
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hm, the original where he looks at the monitor and makes a gay smile?

    Like2STFU0#150122
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Almost opened FB today but then punched myself in the skull and changed my mind.

    lol that chick that contacted you from my friends list wrote me, then blocked me or deleted herself before i even had a chance to reply. Neurotic chicks man...

    Like1STFU0#150125
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    lol wtf... I haven't heard from her since. I'm probably blocked too lol

    Like0STFU0#150126
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    something to do with like, sharing photos that delete themselves after a few seconds or some shit.

    Like0STFU0#150128
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So you can't even rub one out....

    Like1STFU0#150130
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    looks like bono has a thyroid problem

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You look a year away from 70

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Why state the obvious?

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If you have some time later today, I would highly recommend sitting down at your battle station and giving it a fair shake... the higher levels are mayhem

    Like0STFU0#150068
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    All the scores are gonna suck today because we're all shitfaced

    Like0STFU0#25034
  • Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie

    Hey, have any of you guys heard about pussy? It's more fun than a gay ass game

    Like1STFU0#25036
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I have owned cats AND had sex... Call me God

    Like0STFU0#150074
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    But now, no cats no secks.

    Like0STFU0#150075
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Getting 666 and 69 proved harder then I thought :(

    Like0STFU0#150078
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You Boss became my Bitch. AM I the FIRST to beat it?

    Like0STFU0#150079
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh shit bro. Yes I would say so. What level is that....

    Like0STFU0#150080
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Got to 21 on hard. My score proves it.

    Like0STFU0#150081
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Very good, just about where its meant to get tough. I wonder who the first to break the magic spawn stages barrier will be. Once you have finished 1 or 2 stages, you will have so much money that it becomes easy for a while. At least it feels like it.

    Like0STFU0#150082
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Upgraded health goes a long way.

    Like1STFU0#150083
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Defeating THJ with piss jugs is satisfying.

    Like0STFU1#150084
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Piss VS Piss! Who can outpiss the other? I think of it as the redneck duo, Jones and Jrob.

    Like0STFU0#150085
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    What's the black cat for?

    Like0STFU0#150086
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    5000 is level 21ish, on hard. Ironically, getting the high score is easier on hard. Normal mode is like for practice. 8000 would be around....26-27

    Like0STFU0#150096
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    oster the fuckin retard cant even answer the simplest of questions..moron

    Like0STFU0#150101
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hehe! I love Billy-Rage so much...

    Like0STFU0#150102
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjones๐ŸŽ‚the Golden

    Oster the fucking retard

    Had some very girly hands

    And if the blacks ever saw him

    They'd kick him out of Cleveland

    Like2STFU0#150105
  • Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjones๐ŸŽ‚the Golden

    well that was bullshit... i got to kill myself but got touched once by the moonman and died

    Like0STFU0#25044
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Sucks to be second place.

    Like0STFU0#150138
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Progress. Yes that is one of the bugs left that I never got around to fixing. Wasn't worth making an update for as it would make Bono have to work. One bug might even work to your advantage if you can find it...

    Like0STFU0#150160
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Standing in the top middle of the map when fighting Barret helped me beat him.

    Like0STFU0#150161
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Sounds like russian bot propaganda

    Like0STFU0#150162
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Well last I checked I was still in first.

    Like1STFU0#150163
    Mucho User charismaZucker

    charisma

    you say that like its true or something to be proud of

    Like0STFU0#163213
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    finally you admit. whereas I only find mildly irritating.

    Like0STFU2#167595
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    No , I just do t like to listen queers blabber on and on.

    Like0STFU0#167598
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I have an Adderall and 16 free hours tomorrow. Just saying get your scores while you can.

    Like1STFU1#25093
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Finally someone with dedication. none of this pussy shit.

    Like0STFU0#150189
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Can't believe I died a Truc-o death, was going to annoy Oster by slightly beating him, then got sandwiched between Truc and Jrob on level 15. What Shitty coding!

    Like1STFU0#25138
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    CB really wasn't kidding about taking out Oster. Did you practice logged out? lol. I feel threatened now.

    Like0STFU0#25144
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    "Practice" isn't the right word. "Forgot" is. I went like 3,000 kills the first time and kept refreshing and no score... I did spend a long time on my run but much of it was paused while I did sit-ups... because of focus pills.

    Like0STFU0#150278
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Would be hilarious if someone made it past top 1 but it didn't count...

    Like0STFU0#150282
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Should really make Bono do it so logged out people get an anonymous at least. Its not like anyone is going to sign up a new account so they can take part in the Zmash High Score list.

    Like0STFU0#150283
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I'll be back at 1st in about 12 hours.ready your fingers.

    Like0STFU0#150291
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Why? Are you serving snacks?

    Like2STFU0#150298
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    For all the ass eaters.

    Like0STFU0#150302
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret salutes the new Champion.

    Like0STFU1#25165
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So Oster claimed in chat that he had been playing without autofire all this time, and challenged me to do better, and so I did. Now I feel bad.

    Tiger Tank really is the true death at endgame, two Toasterspawns can be avoided, but you can't avoid an ocean of Tiger Tanks sloooowly moving in on you while absorbing that obscene amount of hits. Protecting his friends so they can jump you.

    Like1STFU0#25175
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I only used my fucking fingers. Even in beta testing I laughed at auto fire. FUcking pussies. Beat bird. No Auto Fire.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Osters are pretty bad too, they are the ones that jump out from behind tiger, too small a target, so they dodge your bullets long enough to touch you with their unwashed LSD fingers. Gross.

    Like2STFU0#150335
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Do you hate only scoring 5999.

    Like0STFU0#150357
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Where you at fumblehathroans

    Like0STFU0#163216
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Anyone still play?

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    the link is never put anywhere but the post. MZ should have a proper gaming section if you niggers are gonna keep doing stuff like this.

    Like0STFU0#167592
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I blame letting Bono post this.

    Like0STFU0#33254