BMH Gets Freaked Out By Cracked Cat

One ugly cat

Points: 25

by comaTOASTpsycho

Submitted on Nov 18, 2018

Cute

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  CUNT

  This made me chortle...

  
  

  #24807
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  "Blink mother.. ahhhhh"

  
  

  #24808
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Ma......Ma, fuck the meatloaf bring me the cat gun

  
  

  #24813
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Jersey accent. Didn't understand anything. Might as well been a Cockny street urchin talking.

  
  

  #24816
  
  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  user:BILLYMAYSHERE contacts lawyers..will soon be called muchobucko..huge plans for site renovation

  
  

  #24822
  

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  Barret

  Fix highscores you goddamn SOB.

  
  

  #49608
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  ive got a roadmap for improvements ...thats in the first phase

  
  

  #49610
  

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  Barret

  I support this takeover.

  
  

  #49611
  

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  comaTOASTpsycho

  I can imagine a gore/freakporn thumbnail and clicking it , then it'll be trying to sell me some merch !

  
  

  #49612
  

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  Barret

  Buy the whunupenishead plushie now and get a 20% discount on your next purchase.

  
  

  #49613
  

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  Bono

  Woops, high scores code accidentally got completely deleted as I was distracted reading Barret's comments

  
  

  #49614
  

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  Bono

  I should be able to re-write it by 2019

  
  

  #49615
  

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  Barret

  Don't oversell yourself.

  
  

  #49622
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i can't tell what is memes anymore

  
  

  #49623
  

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  Barret

  Its just Bono pretending like he did something. That's the joke.

  
  

  #49625
  

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  Bono

  It's Bono having a life nigger

  
  

  #49626
  

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  Bono

  At this point I am just avoiding chat to make you angry

  
  

  #49627
  

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  Barret

  Good job, its working.

  
  

  #49628
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  thats what happens when you get too close to all those memes truckee

  
  

  #49629
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  i bet mako is still commenting ..sad how that guy is

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Last seen 9 hours ago

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  if you log out and comment a bunch on another tab, do they not go through?

  
  

  #49633
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i am imagining him being stoned and posting walls of text for nobody

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  let me clarify...Sharko..from Sucko

  
  

  #49635
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  okay well then... i get to be Trucko

  
  

  #49636
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  No more Truc bullshit

  
  

  #49637
  

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  Barret

  I like it, Trucko, Billo, Soyo

  
  

  #49638
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Barro and Bono need to make nice

  
  

  #49639
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Bono-o

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  Barreto...barrito..burrito

  
  

  #49641
  

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  Barret

  I like Burrito.

  Speaking of Burrito. Here are 3 things I tried in the last week that tasted like shit.

  1. Sprite with Lime and Cucumber flavor. Wtf? Who thought that cucumber flavor would be a good idea? First time I ever tried a soda I didn't like. Except maybe Tab-Xtra.

  2. Apple Chips. Wtf? Not crunchy at all, just gross and chewy.

  3. Creamy Baileys Tea. Makes sense to mix Bailey and Coffee, but tea? No go. Just tastes like rotten black tea. What were they thinking.

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  oh man...i bought some gatorades a while back..an assortment of flavors..i picked a green one thinkin i dont know,apple or kiwi or some shit..it was cucumber...oh the humanity..was the grossest shit ever..more proof that they are marketing to women..and women are fuckin dumb

  
  

  #49643
  

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  Barret

  Not even sure if a cucumber counts as a fruit or vegetable, probably fruit. But its pretty much like having a vegetable soda, gross man... What's next, Coca-Carrot?

  
  

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  Bono

  My recently-broken-up Latina giantess always had Cucumber gatorade... it's not gross at all, it's just not good if you're expecting something good.

  
  

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  Bono

  If that makes sense

  
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono does sekrit signal to barret

  
  

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  Barret

  Cucumbers make all sandwiches taste better. Unless its a soda sandwich.

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  its disgusting boner..im sorry your giant latina forced you to drink it...but maybe my personal experience is tainted by the fact that i hate cucumbers..and anything melon...except tits of course

  
  

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  Barret

  Psssst (its because he associated it with niggers)

  
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono sekrit signals harder

  
  

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  Barret

  Its almost like Soy is trying to say something, what's the matter fagsie, is timmy stuck in the well again?

  
  

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  Bono

  Barret I've got people dying on me and bills to pay, stop throwing a hissy fit because I'm not giving you a test link

  
  

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  Barret

  Id probably be more sympathetic if you weren't purposely being a faggot about everything, and you didn't spend more time arguing about it then actually getting it done. Its like watching my sisters kids and trying to make them clean up after themselves, more work then just doing it.

  
  

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  Bono

  I'm going to tell you one last time, it's already done. I'm gonna go eat.

  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  Spicy.

  
  

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  Bono

  It was chicken and gravy, hardly spicy

  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  Old people food.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  I love BMH Voice videos:

  https://muchozucko.com/2963/First-show-slated-for-MZTV-Spicey-Cooking-with-BillyMaysHere

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  ALMOST THREW UP LAUGHING AT THAT

  
  

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  Barret

  Do a vocaroo of yourself throwing up!

  Or just the video.

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  i cant fake it though..i was laughing so hard i started coughing which led me to gag (no 9rs were involed i assure you)

  
  

  #49654
  

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  Barret

  I doubt you could pull any 9rs anyway. You have to settle for the mexican cryax sized dongs.

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wYgK0a73gx

  
  

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  Barret

  The true gold

  
  

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  Barret

  For a moment I thought Jeremy Clarkson was Squidley.

  https://imgur.com/gallery/F9UP1Cb

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  hahahahahaha...he dodged a bullet he did...one more tiny gene sequence from jeremy and that poor daughter would gone from meh to HOLYFUCKWHATAPIG

  
  

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  Barret

  I swear Squidley used to have the same avy...

  
  

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  Barret

  Nah not quite as i remembered.

  https://i.imgur.com/Z7F4Wcy.jpg

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  looks like Giggles

  
  

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  Barret

  Giggles would agree

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you could tell him he's really smart and interesting and he would disagree just to be himself

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  which is his worst possible self

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  if my comments don't make sense i'm doing shots

  
  

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  Barret

  he was a kindhearted soul and cared deeply about females wrestlers wellbeing.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  giggles raped a female wrestler?

  
  

  #49678
  

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  Barret

  Hah, like he could.

  
  

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  Bono

  Was the Squidley twitter a submission or a comment?

  
  

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  Bono

  Found https://i.imgur.com/0wHXCEL.png

  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  gold.

  
  

  #49682