Two reasons to stop watching porn
Disgusting ladies
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bamford
you know darn well i mean the woman from Alien, although i can't think of the actress.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Well yeah!......but I do remember seeing a porn flick in a porn theater that stared So Horny Weaver. Some of the younger here will have to google "porn theater" to find out what that was.
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T0llb00thwillie
Who hasn't had the first gal before, makes you wanna move and get a new cellular #.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
You need to be enrolled into the new federal "walk of shame protection program"
T0llb00thwillie
No, I identify as a heterosexual male who's cock is functional and majestic