Fuck It

The only thing cola light is good for

Points: 17

by Barret

Submitted on Oct 17, 2018

Freak Porn

Tags: always fuck coka cola coke light PEPSI YEAH
37 comments

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  obviously he was soft when he entered, and then the thought of delicious Coke made him rock hard

  
  

  #23209
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Silence rhat.

  
  

  #44949
  

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  Barret

  So he was closing his eyes and thinking of something else when putting his dick in?

  
  

  #44950
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  He was probably thinking of Pepsi so he could stay soft enough to fit inside the bottle

  
  

  #44951
  

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  Barret

  I gave you that one. Don't go thinking you scored points for coke here.

  
  

  #44954
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  in order to "score points" there has to be a game being played...Coke won a long time ago

  
  

  #44960
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/siLkbdVxntU

  
  

  #44963
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I will admit that was a win for Pepsi

  
  

  #45007
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  GOAT commercial accident

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  So, Barret, how did you get it off?

  
  

  #23213
  

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  Barret

  Once I was fully erect, it burst, just like my fleshlights.

  
  

  #44953
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  how often do your lady friends allow you to put it in their butt

  
  

  #44958
  

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  Barret

  Never enough.

  
  

  #44959
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  probably because their assholes would explode

  
  

  #44961
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  stop exploding peoples' assholes >:(

  
  

  #44962
  

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  Barret

  Don't do that I still feel bad...

  
  

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  Rooster65

  It's a diet Coke.. Must be a chubby chaser.

  
  

  #23217
  

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  Barret

  Hah, ol rooster still has some good ones in him.

  
  

  #45036
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Especially on Tuesday

  
  

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  Bono

  Now where's the post about the site revolting over your forced memes...

  
  

  #23245
  

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  Barret

  You're site would be NOTHING without my forced memes.

  NOTHING.

  Actually I'm not sure what forced memes but....

  
  

  #45127
  

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  Bono

  Your*

  
  

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  Barret

  The only thing correctable in my comment.

  
  

  #45131
  

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  makodragon

  except for your use of FOUR full stops to indicate a silent pause...

  it's THREE dots... THREE!

  
  

  #45132
  

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  Barret

  Predator 2 was better then Predator 1.

  
  

  #45133
  

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  makodragon

  I always thought your sister's opinions were meaningful and valuable to mankind.

  
  

  #45134
  

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  Barret

  Ok I will take back mine if you do yours.

  
  

  #45135
  

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  Barret

  No reason to bring family into this man.

  
  

  #45136
  

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  Barret

  I just remembered I'm not part of the family anymore so it doesn't matter..

  
  

  #45137
  

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  Bono

  We're your family now

  
  

  #45138
  

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  makodragon

  Predator 1>family. But I will take it back, with bonus finger up my own pisshole, if you do.

  
  

  #45139
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Predator 3 is the best.

  
  

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  Barret

  Ok, Predator 2 was only 97% as good.

  
  

  #45141
  

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  Barret

  Finally, someone we can all agree to stfu.

  
  

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  makodragon

  and your sister should only suck 97% of my dick

  
  

  #45143
  

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  makodragon

  I'm not really sticking a finger up my peehole. Not even to shut your vapid sister up forever.

  
  

  #45144
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Pisshead

  
  

  #45939