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CartersBird
I didn't hear correctly because I couldn't stand to sit through the whole thing.
Tigeriger
The etymology of language is pretty cool. When the Romans landed and conquered the southern fairy’s they got their pilots shoved up their arse by the midlands and Scotland. So we have a manly history of Celt, Saxon, Nordic and Pict. The southern got Latin and french which is why they talk funny.
makodragon
Anyhoo's I have ancient Celt blood as well as southern fairy blood. That's why I'm so pale
makodragon
Yes sir! And you know your history well, and can interpret it contemporaneously. Impressive.
makodragon
I can't watch this in it's entirety right now, but you get my upvote for patriotic reasons.
makodragon
Yes, my northern brother. We share a homeland. Our ancient bond cannot be broken by mere geographical minutia. And shit.
makodragon
If there was one thing I could introduce to the ancients, it would be heavy metal. Imagine the Celts all hyped up on fuckin' booze and metal.
What about you hamster chops?
makodragon
Maybe it's just the vodka and antipsychotics, but you're a savage historian.
makodragon
Not to be confused with asbofuckinglutely. That's a whole diffferent thing.
makodragon
On the subject of 'teutonic metal' you ever heard of these guys?
makodragon
working on a sex farm
trying to raise some hard love
getting out my pitch fork
poking your hay
makodragon
she's pretty mate. No female metal vocals for except maybe...
makodragon
Listen to 'conqueror' and tell me you don't feel like you could take over the world
makodragon
So walk the path with me
through the glass the walls the wire
climbing till there's no higher
somewhere beyond,
awaits the crown of kings
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
Fatmofat finally achieved his dream of being impregnated, unfortunately the seed came from the booze addled tumor fuck from virginia

Yorkshire Dales has a funny language. i can translate , Knur and Spell game