Ower Bit Bog Oil

Yorkshire Dales has a funny language. i can translate , Knur and Spell game

Points: 3

by DrGiggles

Submitted on Oct 16, 2018

Funny

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  glandmilker

  Silly fags

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Over here it's a kids game https://i.imgur.com/OS3ZENY.png

  
  

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  CartersBird

  For slow kids.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  looks like another game we invented and the Americans stole

  
  

  #44334
  

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  DrGiggles

  in case you hadn't heard correctly ... the chap in the video says its a poor mans golf.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  I didn't hear correctly because I couldn't stand to sit through the whole thing.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  I feel the same about your comments

  
  

  #44465
  

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  DrGiggles

  oster I swear to god im going to kick your scrawny anemic ass

  
  

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  Bono

  https://i.imgur.com/utvLAid.png

  
  

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  Oster

  hahaha you wish.

  
  

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  Bono

  The rare Giggles self-stuff

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  that was a slip

  
  

  #44484
  

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  DrGiggles

  you do know that on the Kindle I cant view stuffs without self-stuffing. its rather annoying.... just like oster

  
  

  #44486
  

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  Oster

  " Damage from the Tiny Mushroom".

  
  

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  Oster

  you have fuck-able man tits.

  
  

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  Bono

  On mobile devices, you just click and hold to view who liked or stuffed. If you tap and release right away, you self-inflict.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  What the fuck did the narrator say? Only thing I understood was the word Cowling written on the sign.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Upvoted cuz I watched it twice in hopes of learning a new language.

  
  

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  Barret

  Someone call the ambulance, I think the announcer is having a stroke.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Somebody call a Waaabulance. Barret is having a gezzer sezzer.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  U wot m8

  
  

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  Barret

  The Spiders. THE SPIDERS ARE COMING!!! THE SHADOW SPIDERS WATCHES OVER US!!!

  
  

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  makodragon

  hahahaah

  
  

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  Barret

  lol

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  I will attempt to communicate with the Donny.

  We’er Thes muck thes brass.

  Ear all, see all say nawt. An if ever tha dus owt fer nawt, allers di it fo the sen.

  Ruddy gret oil end et roo’ad.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  very good.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  The etymology of language is pretty cool. When the Romans landed and conquered the southern fairy’s they got their pilots shoved up their arse by the midlands and Scotland. So we have a manly history of Celt, Saxon, Nordic and Pict. The southern got Latin and french which is why they talk funny.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  *pilum not pilot.

  
  

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  makodragon

  the 'southern Fairy's' what?

  Oh you mean 'fairies' you northern monkey.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  I heard southerners like to tickle each other’s ball sack with frogs legs, being practically french and all.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Anyhoo's I have ancient Celt blood as well as southern fairy blood. That's why I'm so pale

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  It’s a great island with a fuck ton of history.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Yes sir! And you know your history well, and can interpret it contemporaneously. Impressive.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Thank you sir.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  I love history lessons. I especially love the Americans own bullshit history

  
  

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  makodragon

  I can't watch this in it's entirety right now, but you get my upvote for patriotic reasons.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  but you're a southerner....

  
  

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  makodragon

  Yes, my northern brother. We share a homeland. Our ancient bond cannot be broken by mere geographical minutia. And shit.

  
  

  #44383
  

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  makodragon

  I would totally be a savage medieval general

  
  

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  makodragon

  If there was one thing I could introduce to the ancients, it would be heavy metal. Imagine the Celts all hyped up on fuckin' booze and metal.

  What about you hamster chops?

  
  

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  makodragon

  And don't say you would introduce your peen. That's gay.

  
  

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  makodragon

  ENGLAND HAZ OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER ZUCKO!

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  The celts were brutal warriors, fucked on drugs and fearless. Screaming into battle to bodycount or something..... fuck I’d like to see that.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Scratch bodycount. Go with Accept. Teutonic metal. This works because Teutonic tribes settled the Norse lands and brought that culture to our shores via the Viking settlers. So it’s historical and culturally ACCEPTable...

  
  

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  makodragon

  I-I think I love you 'riger.

  
  

  #44390
  

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  makodragon

  Maybe it's just the vodka and antipsychotics, but you're a savage historian.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  I love my home and it’s history.

  
  

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  makodragon

  imma piss

  
  

  #44393
  

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  makodragon

  The piss went well.

  Zucko-con England has to happen.

  
  

  #44394
  

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  Tigeriger

  Your round first then Mako.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Yo, I'm not rich, but I'd buy you fuckers a round, absofuckinglutely.

  
  

  #44396
  

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  makodragon

  Not to be confused with asbofuckinglutely. That's a whole diffferent thing.

  
  

  #44397
  

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  makodragon

  On the subject of 'teutonic metal' you ever heard of these guys?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG-xWH7fuek

  
  

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  makodragon

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37A3v2b7gyQ

  
  

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  Oster

  "give me your boots your clothes and your motorcycle"

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Yeah they’re not bad. Sabaton and U.D.O are decent too.

  
  

  #44401
  

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  Oster

  I fucking love this band.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  https://youtu.be/JESYQw_quCk

  
  

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  Oster

  That intro is perfect.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  https://muchozucko.com/2713/A-relaxing-ride-down-the-parkway

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Ex Deo need to be played at amp notch 11.

  
  

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  Oster

  but why don't they just make 10 louder?

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Lol, “these go to eleven”

  
  

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  makodragon

  working on a sex farm

  trying to raise some hard love

  getting out my pitch fork

  poking your hay

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Gotta love the Tap.

  
  

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  Oster

  speaking of the Tap

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA

  
  

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  Oster

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA

  
  

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  makodragon

  YEAH BRO! NOW WE'RE FUCKIN' TALKIN'!

  
  

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  makodragon

  Tonight has been fucking excellent. I commend all present.

  
  

  #44419
  

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  Oster

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNtGoM3FVU

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Great Track, up there with bukake tears.

  
  

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  Oster

  I've been jamming to this recently. She's fuck hot too.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Nice try Oster, slipping that punkylink in like a fucking sleuth

  
  

  #44423
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  it was worth a shot. I just dig her voice.

  
  

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  PunkyBruiser

  HOLY SHIT, DO YOU GUYS WANT SOME LINKS??? 8)

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Her?

  
  

  #44426
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Her.

  
  

  #44427
  

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  Tigeriger

  Xer

  
  

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  makodragon

  -maphrodite

  
  

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  Oster

  Tatiana Shmaylyuk. She's just Ukrainian. Puma looked like a female. She does kinda look like a male.

  
  

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  makodragon

  I am so metalled up right now I could fuck an african elephant

  
  

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  Oster

  Metal or nothing.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  https://youtu.be/j0w0vcDvgqE

  
  

  #44433
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Any of you into Blind Guardian?

  
  

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  makodragon

  she's pretty mate. No female metal vocals for except maybe...

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yry2X-oObds

  
  

  #44435
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  maybe a broken link?

  
  

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  makodragon

  click the link dude, sheeit

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Thanks for the links, I’ll catch them later. Nice thread.

  
  

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  makodragon

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXrllfTshU

  
  

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  Oster

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnCJsFDj4As

  
  

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  makodragon

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-2B_qyfQyk

  
  

  #44441
  

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  Oster

  Those sweeps. Yes. Now were talking.

  
  

  #44442
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5J-oSKfPQ

  
  

  #44443
  

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  makodragon

  Kiuas needs to blow up, big time.

  
  

  #44444
  

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  Oster

  agreed. I feel since the mumble rap bullshit is out. Metal is going to take a back seat for a bit mainstream wise. Remember how big System of a Down got then Toxicity came out.

  
  

  #44445
  

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  makodragon

  you can't kill the metal

  the metal live on

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7U1HIhxfA

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  serj tankian Is still one one of the most intelligent writers I have seen. That guy is on another level.

  
  

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  makodragon

  linkypoos?

  
  

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  Oster

  Wasn't his story one day he woke up and wanted to be a rock start then started achieving his goal?

  Don't quote me.

  
  

  #44449
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVQRFepqhw

  
  

  #44450
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  this entire album.

  
  

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  Bono

  I need to fix that profile option where the site doesn't auto expand Jewtubes

  
  

  #44452
  

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  makodragon

  ohhhh SoaD. Respect, but not my thing. Too nu-metal

  
  

  #44453
  

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  Tigeriger

  B.Y.O.B is incredible

  
  

  #44454
  

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  makodragon

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl84i6TqTVY

  
  

  #44455
  

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  Tigeriger

  https://youtu.be/KJMP0FEz51U

  
  

  #44456
  

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  Tigeriger

  Jello from Dead Kennedys. Bit old school punk but a great track.

  
  

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  makodragon

  ohh that's complex. Lovely 'riger

  
  

  #44458
  

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  Oster

  did someone say complex?

  
  

  #44459
  

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  makodragon

  not big on the vocals though

  
  

  #44460
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo3cMXAHFHc

  
  

  #44461
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfzWpp0hMc

  
  

  #44462
  

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  Tigeriger

  It’s worth every one of the 13 mins. Smart lyrics too

  
  

  #44463
  

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  makodragon

  Listen to 'conqueror' and tell me you don't feel like you could take over the world

  
  

  #44464
  

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  Oster

  If William Wallace had metal things would be different.

  
  

  #44467
  

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  makodragon

  So walk the path with me

  through the glass the walls the wire

  climbing till there's no higher

  somewhere beyond,

  awaits the crown of kings

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBU_N6vP2c

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  what the fuck is going on here

  
  

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  Bono

  An abuse of javascript

  
  

  #44477
  

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  Tigeriger

  Wallace was faggot. He worked for old Robert Bruce. If the Scots won, the feudal system would have remained. Same shit different day. They would just have had better taste in music.

  
  

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  Oster

  I honestly know nothing about tea nigger land.

  
  

  #44480
  

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  Oster

  potato nigger too.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  It shows.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  good.... carry on

  
  

  #44483
  

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  Oster

  Did anyone address you fries? Stfu and go send whunu dick pics.

  
  

  #44485
  

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  DrGiggles

  I wasn't seeking approval for my comment and least of all from a shitstain like you oster

  
  

  #44494
  

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  Oster

  do something about it.

  
  

  #44500
  

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  Oster

  You wont. i'll split cuddle cat in half with my dick. Something you can't do.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Umm. My thumb fell asleep trying to read this thread. I do believe this comment will work tho. Fuck you MEGAFAGGOT & the Giggles ya rode in on.

  
  

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  makodragon

  hey hey dudester65, come into chat my bruvva!

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  what did megafaggot do to you...

  
  

  #44697
  

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  makodragon

  he touched me

  
  

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  Mick420

  i masturbated so hard to this video , i not only needed subtitles for the voiceover, my cock was talkin to me in sudanese...so i bashed the massive 2.649 monster back to ethiopia, where his/ my previous sperm tube will feed millions..dont thank me, pay me....

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Fatmofat finally achieved his dream of being impregnated, unfortunately the seed came from the booze addled tumor fuck from virginia

  
  

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  Mick420

  i dont know language you are speakin little boy, but i fckn love you...i hope the windows you lick dont give you splinters......

  
  

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  makodragon

  dahahahhaaha

  
  

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