Kinky, slimy , messy ladies

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Mucho User UUoody
Submitted on Sep 12, 2018Normal Porn
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Tags:kinkyslimymessyWAM· 33 comments

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    dude, we all have tiny mushrooms of various descriptions compared to you, so fuck off you massive cock having big mouthed bitch!

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I bet you didn't even murder 3 grannies today...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Did you hear me you anti-chink? I said you have a massive cock and a big mouth!

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I think it's time you lay off the gay pills.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I think it's time that the little winkles learned to live in peace with the big winkles

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    you see Oster, the difference between you and me is, apart from about 4 inches, is that I still have a sense of humour. A little winkle does that to ya

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    by the way, a girls g-spot is only 2 inches deep, so anything else is just excess. And if you wanna get really precise, it's like trying to hit a tight curve with an artic.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    True story. Freshmen year in college a friend of mine had a 3 inch dick. Every girl he slept with said he was the best they have ever had. The friend group called him mighty mouse.

    To me sex is like partying, in here to get drunk not make friends.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I was gonna make a point about bigger dicks making loose holes feel tighter, but you already disarmed me. If I had a bigger dick, I probably would've fallen in love with some proper slags.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    But yo, Bosster, big dick's are also like big tits. Visually appealing. Slap that shit in their face and make them feel the mass!

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Have you ever fucked a girl and never felt her walls before? That would be so fucking weird.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    To be honest. I like small tits. Im a leg man myself.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    For the record having a girlfriend say the only reason why she started dating me was because of my weiner fucking hurt.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I've only fucked a handful of women. But one of them did kegels, and one of them, like, definitely didn't...

    It was like fucking a warm puddle

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    aww bro. Genuinely feel you there mate.

    And so the little winkle united with the big winkles...

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    One winkle government.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hey duderino, chat welcome you if you're interested

    of course, as usual, it's only me that fuckin active in there

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I would but I gotta go to sleep. It's about 2 am and have to adult tomorrow at 8 am.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    okely dokely mateyo! Sleep like a wee baby, and safe journeys for tomorrow my dude :)

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjones🎂the Golden

    - anyone who uses the word "adult" as a verb .... not an adult

    - billy mays downvoted this post despite it featuring biological females, most disappointing

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    wasnt kinky enough...or rather at all....could see this down at the local hoghut on a wednesday

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