Kinky, slimy , messy ladies

See above

Points: 14

by UUoody

Submitted on Sep 12, 2018

Normal Porn

Tags: kinky slimy messy WAM
33 comments

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FredGspotSanford

Mike is watching this

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CartersBird

With his tiny mushroom in his hand.

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makodragon

dude, we all have tiny mushrooms of various descriptions compared to you, so fuck off you massive cock having big mouthed bitch!

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CartersBird

I bet you didn't even murder 3 grannies today...

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makodragon

Did you hear me you anti-chink? I said you have a massive cock and a big mouth!

#45161

Zucker

Oster

I think it's time you lay off the gay pills.

#45162

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makodragon

I think it's time that the little winkles learned to live in peace with the big winkles

#45163

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makodragon

and vice versa

#45164

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makodragon

you see Oster, the difference between you and me is, apart from about 4 inches, is that I still have a sense of humour. A little winkle does that to ya

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makodragon

oh yeah, and also a sense of modesty

#45166

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makodragon

by the way, a girls g-spot is only 2 inches deep, so anything else is just excess. And if you wanna get really precise, it's like trying to hit a tight curve with an artic.

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Zucker

Oster

True story. Freshmen year in college a friend of mine had a 3 inch dick. Every girl he slept with said he was the best they have ever had. The friend group called him mighty mouse.

To me sex is like partying, in here to get drunk not make friends.

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makodragon

I was gonna make a point about bigger dicks making loose holes feel tighter, but you already disarmed me. If I had a bigger dick, I probably would've fallen in love with some proper slags.

#45169

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makodragon

But yo, Bosster, big dick's are also like big tits. Visually appealing. Slap that shit in their face and make them feel the mass!

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makodragon

But you already knew that shit ;)

#45171

Zucker

Oster

Have you ever fucked a girl and never felt her walls before? That would be so fucking weird.

#45172

Zucker

Oster

To be honest. I like small tits. Im a leg man myself.

#45173

Zucker

Oster

For the record having a girlfriend say the only reason why she started dating me was because of my weiner fucking hurt.

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makodragon

I've only fucked a handful of women. But one of them did kegels, and one of them, like, definitely didn't...

It was like fucking a warm puddle

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makodragon

aww bro. Genuinely feel you there mate.

And so the little winkle united with the big winkles...

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Zucker

Oster

One winkle government.

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makodragon

^BAWSTER

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makodragon

hey duderino, chat welcome you if you're interested

of course, as usual, it's only me that fuckin active in there

#45179

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makodragon

*welcomes

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Zucker

Oster

I would but I gotta go to sleep. It's about 2 am and have to adult tomorrow at 8 am.

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makodragon

okely dokely mateyo! Sleep like a wee baby, and safe journeys for tomorrow my dude :)

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truckerhatjones the Golden

what the fuck is that avatar? does cockster like synth wave?

#45183

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truckerhatjones the Golden

or is it one of those enlightened memes

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truckerhatjones the Golden

oh and while i am here, 2 more points to make, ready?

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truckerhatjones the Golden

- anyone who uses the word "adult" as a verb .... not an adult

- billy mays downvoted this post despite it featuring biological females, most disappointing

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BILLYMAYSHERE

wasnt kinky enough...or rather at all....could see this down at the local hoghut on a wednesday

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