Barret's Dating Profile

Since TR was kind enough to share his, I thought it was only fair that I shared mine. Also doubles and Mucho Ad Campaign Idea #6, your move CB.

Points: 16

by Barret

Submitted on Sep 2, 2018

Muchoers Gone Wild

Tags: barret dating profile the barret squad the first squad on MZ approved by a genuine mod alpha mgtow
29 comments

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  Bono

  What fresh hell

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  imagine the quim you're going to be sifting through my good man

  
  

  #21549
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I have made several slots in my calendar available.

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  *as

  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  What button do I have to smash the fuck out of to get me some of this?

  
  

  #21552
  

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  Barret

  I find the upvote button helps.

  
  

  #41109
  

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  CartersBird

  I'll be your sow.

  
  

  #41110
  

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  CartersBird

  oink oink

  
  

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  Noob

  TR

  I only logged in to upvote this.

  
  

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  Noob

  TR

  So, at the bar where I abuse their Wi-Fi, the bartendress scorned her gratuity because she thought it was a quarter. It was actually a Susan B. Anthony dollar, which were known as Carter quarters. While I was typing this, she realized her mistake and came back and took it. I guess someone told her it was actually a dollar or something. It makes me wistful that I didn't buy that $500 bill at Royalty Coins when they had it, so I could go places and order shit and say, "Do you have change for a five?" As they scorn my question, the eyes would go wide as I bust out with more money in one bill than they see in a week. Furthermore, while this awesome verbosity was being typed, she gave me back the Susie, so I guess I am up a dollar...maybe.

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  what is your major malfunction?

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Autism and his wife divorced him so hard he became disassociated with reality

  
  

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  Barret

  I tried to read it this morning but decided against it.

  
  

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  Bono

  MF is right. I'd say "as usual" but he's batting about .400

  
  

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  Bono

  But in this instance, he's right

  
  

  #41131
  

  Noob

  TR

  As an update to my loyal fans, she claims to still have the susie, but she declined giving it to me for $2. No helping some people.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I'd smash

  
  

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  Bono

  You' dine & dash, fatbody

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  you'd*

  Fat finger nigger licker

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Batman would rape Superman with a kryptonite dildo.

  
  

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  Barret

  In the Jokers gay dreams.

  
  

  #41127
  

  Vet

  Barret

  MARTHAAAAAAA

  
  

  #41128
  

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  Tigeriger

  It’s true, I seen something called a Ben Affleck beat Superman with shouts and gruffs and emotional outbursts ...... shit i can’t keep a straight face anymore. Bwahaaa haa

  
  

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  Barret

  Thank god, I was worried Bono would have to demote you to zucker again.

  
  

  #41133
  

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  Bono

  >unironically believing Batman could ever beat Superman with any amount of prep time

  Glad I already pre-banned anyone who is that retarded

  
  

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  Barret

  It should be a signup question really.

  
  

  #41135
  

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  Tigeriger

  That and a question about being a worthless normie.

  
  

  #41136
  

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  CartersBird

  "Can the penis be feminine?"

  
  

  #41137
  

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  Tigeriger

  Can you or should you chow down on poop?

  
  

  #41140