Two Fat Lesbians

For MD and me......fuck the rest of ya.

Points: 14

by UUoody

Submitted on Aug 9, 2018

Normal Porn

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Thanks, appreciate it. That's disgusting

  
  

  #20541
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  OK, you can have this one....... https://i.imgur.com/7LrnN6I.gifv

  
  

  #39441
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  The sheep looked better

  
  

  #20542
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  But these have their own tires!

  
  

  #39357
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  When they eat pussy I wouldn't trust one to stop eating

  
  

  #20547
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  knock yourselves out losers

  
  

  #20548
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Well that's one way to slip and ad in around Ad Block.

  
  

  #20554
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Someone stole her sexy lingerie off the washing line, she ok about it but she wants the 19 pegs back.

  
  

  #20555
  
  
  

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  Vet

  makodragon

  sorry UUoodbro, I gotta downvote this one. They're too ugly.

  
  

  #20566
  

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  Barret

  lol Uuoodbro

  
  

  #39377
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Oh fuck you

  
  

  #39378
  

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  Barret

  megafagwad is hurt because he looks like the blonde one.

  
  

  #39379
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  hey barret, you should probably stick around. if you leave, i WILL run off md again.

  
  

  #39380
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  this voting thing is exactly how to make him cry.

  
  

  #39381
  

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  Barret

  Nah, me going afk for a couple of days is exactly how I know he will be ok.

  
  

  #39386
  

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  makodragon

  He still thinks he ran me off...

  Delusional cuntmop

  
  

  #39463
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Meanwhile, shitford gets triggered by my voting.

  
  

  #39464
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  THJ ran you off though. just saying...

  
  

  #39465
  

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  makodragon

  What kind of moron tries to run of a decent contributor to the site? Just saying...

  
  

  #39466
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  for giggles and shit maybe

  
  

  #39467
  

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  CartersBird

  Uno: bamford DID run you off. You banned yourself and quit for like a month. Got mad at your friends, probably hate-fucked a lard-marvelous (lardvelous?) chavette.

  Dos: No one "tries to run off good contributors." Bumfuckerford is just a toxic troll that sniffed out a way to get under your skin.

  Tres: THJ has never run anyone off in the history of the goddamn universe. Mostly because he's too retarded, halfly because he doesn't care, and one-fifthly because he's almost sort of kind of a little bit of a nice guy.

  
  

  #39468
  

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  CartersBird

  Although if I was going to be "that guy" ... I fully would have expected MD to upvote this submission based on past... transgressions.

  
  

  #39469
  

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  makodragon

  Believe what you wanna believe. I'm not going to dissuade you from believing your fantasy narrative. I just don't care enough.

  
  

  #39470
  

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  CartersBird

  MD I really don't wanna FITE U BRO, but I also didn't say anything false.

  You banned yourself and locked yourself in your cyber-room. For weeks.

  
  

  #39471
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Maybe it was more like... 49% run off, 51% meltdown.

  
  

  #39472
  

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  makodragon

  lol cyber-room. That part I don't deny. I'm not saying I didn't get run off. Just not by bumford.

  
  

  #39473
  

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  CartersBird

  I mean... it was 90% bumford. Did you get all pissy because your older friends laughed?

  
  

  #39474
  

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  makodragon

  I was more pissed off at myself for coming across like I actually gave a shit. And my 'friends' bought into it like it all their Christmas' had come at once.

  
  

  #39475
  

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  makodragon

  It kinda showed what 'friends' I had. Ironically.

  
  

  #39476
  

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  makodragon

  'Friends' like Barret, who can't even be arsed to help me write a list of characters to draw, but requests that shit be drawn for him. Then somehow I'm the 'dick'.

  
  

  #39477
  

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  makodragon

  At least bamford isn't trying to pretend to be my friend. It's kind of refreshing.

  
  

  #39478
  

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  makodragon

  Nothing emotional about it, these are just facts.

  
  

  #39479
  

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  Tigeriger

  ill be your friend for some sucky sucky

  
  

  #39480
  

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  makodragon

  I don't need any more friends but if you wanna suck my dick...

  
  

  #39481
  

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  Tigeriger

  maybe for a million quid lol

  
  

  #39482
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  So there's a chance? Hot!

  
  

  #39483
  

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  CartersBird

  Everyone has a dick sucking price, and I guarantee for most people it's below 1 million.

  
  

  #39484
  

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  Tigeriger

  anyone that says they would not suck dick for a massive pile of cash is a lethargic liar

  
  

  #39485
  

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  makodragon

  What if you have to swallow...

  
  

  #39486
  

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  Tigeriger

  price goes up waaaaaaay up

  
  

  #39487
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  should be a discount for free nutrients

  
  

  #39488
  

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  Tigeriger

  depends which side you are on, the sucker would want to get paid, the sucked would want to pay less.

  
  

  #39489
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ^knows how to negotiate

  
  

  #39490
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  ^ is the sucker who would pay the suckee

  
  

  #39491
  
  
  

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  Noob

  TR

  Bbwfuckdate automatically redirects to banghotbbws

  Seems suspicious

  
  

  #20567