The Bald Bloke and the Squirrel
Yeah, this is gay facebook content, but also female lurker bait...
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megaFAGGOT
I secretly suspect Billy is a glass cannon... boy is he prickly but he can never respond to insults himself, he knows he'll get outed
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Two thoughts.....squirrel shit and cat attack. The first justifies the second, just sayin'.
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Barret
I remember that cute squirrel at the night market. It liked to jump on my shoulders and run around my back, would freak me out when he jumped, he was like a rocket, a homing missile. One time he decided to lick the inside of my ear, I had no idea squirrels had such long tongues. I can almost feel the scraping of my eardrums when I think about it.Then he got squished in a closing car door and then he died.