He's a good boy
A pedophile was left with serious injuries after climbing through the bedroom window of two small children, only to be greeted by his pet bulldog who bit his cock. The dog cut off the rapist's genitals and swallowed the penis and testicles.
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glandmilker
http://www.itapemirimonline.com/index.php/90-internacional/12972-cachorro-arranca-penis-de-homem-durante-estupro
Bono
Sometimes people wake up from comas n stuff knowing how to play piano or speak a completely new dialect... it was worth a shot