BuzzFeed's beta-male hosts try to scientifically test who is most attractive, with embarrassing results

Try Guys... is that their name or life advice?

Points: 15

by CartersBird

Submitted on Jun 9, 2018

Funny

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  makodragon

  Holy shit, I should be at my peak testosterone range right now! No wonder I keep getting erections from sitting on the bus.

  
  

  #17991
  

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  makodragon

  It's hard to hide my full 5 inches. In other words a massive dick.

  
  

  #33546
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  The only thing to do now is challenge that good-looking Asian kid who won the competition.

  
  

  #33547
  

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  makodragon

  I could take him, with me minus one testicle.

  
  

  #33548
  
  
  

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  Barret

  I like No Bullshit, most of the time. Will watch this later.

  
  

  #17994
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Buzzfeed does science.

  "Testosterone = violent"

  
  

  #17995
  

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  CartersBird

  "Unless it's Muslim."

  
  

  #33555
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Damn. Snow at the beginning of June. Wonders will never cease to exist.

  
  

  #17996
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  American 'comedy' sucks

  
  

  #18004
  

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  Bono

  brb watching the 200 hours of Monty Python that no one remembers.

  
  

  #33562
  

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  Rooster65

  I do. Monty Python rocks Bono.

  
  

  #33568
  

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  makodragon

  You know that last girl I fucked. I tried to watch The Life of Brian with her but ten minutes in she said it was shit and takes the piss out of Jesus.

  I was like, okay I'm getting my last shag in then we're done.

  
  

  #33573
  

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  Bono

  At least most of THAT was good

  
  

  #33575
  

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  Bono

  @Rooster I'm talking about the tons of sketches that never made it into the infomercial

  
  

  #33576
  

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  Rooster65

  Send a link.

  
  

  #33578
  

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  Bono

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzi0I3hEC7I

  
  

  #33579
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  lol.. md is some kind of stud

  
  

  #33582
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  so anyway bono... see you in 200 hours then

  
  

  #33583
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Fuck

  
  

  #33591
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  MD are you talking about the "slam piggy?" she was a jesus freak?

  
  

  #33608
  
  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I felt gross being exposed to this much BuzzFeed

  
  

  #18013
  

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  Barret

  Brings back memories of working there.

  
  

  #33615
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  you have to be a thin soyboy to even apply... come on now.

  
  

  #33621
  

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  Barret

  Yeah but you're twice the soyboy so it compensates.

  
  

  #33711
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i see Barret's fat-guy vendetta continues

  
  

  #33714
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fat guy on fat guy crime is at an all time high

  
  

  #33715
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fat guy 3: requiem

  
  

  #33716
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Lunch for two: the fattening

  
  

  #33717
  

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  Barret

  Fat X : Baphomet In Space

  
  

  #33723
  

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  Barret

  The Fattening. by M.Night.Bedwetter

  
  

  #33724
  

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  Barret

  Fatenince day.

  Ok...I ran out of ideas.

  
  

  #33726
  

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  Barret

  I even stole one of yours by accident.

  
  

  #33728
  

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  Barret

  I was thinking about a different Fattening though!

  
  

  #33730
  

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  Barret

  Not Saving Private Fatty

  
  

  #33731
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  The Cat In The Fat

  
  

  #33732
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  lol

  
  

  #18045
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  the one with the long face and glasses looks like my grandfather, thought he'd win

  
  

  #33690
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  R I P horseboy

  
  

  #33691
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Lets get a bunch of absolute faggots together and make them try woman things. So they can go "oh my gerrrrd this is sooo horribleeeeee, wamen have it soo haaarrrrd". Even though they are basically women themselves.... Fucking buzzfeed.

  
  

  #18052