BuzzFeed's beta-male hosts try to scientifically test who is most attractive, with embarrassing results

Try Guys... is that their name or life advice?

Mucho User CartersBird
Submitted on Jun 9, 2018Funny
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Tags:buzzfeedtry guysbeta male cuckslow testosterone

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Holy shit, I should be at my peak testosterone range right now! No wonder I keep getting erections from sitting on the bus.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's hard to hide my full 5 inches. In other words a massive dick.

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    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    The only thing to do now is challenge that good-looking Asian kid who won the competition.

    Like1STFU0#133547
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I could take him, with me minus one testicle.

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  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    I like No Bullshit, most of the time. Will watch this later.

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  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Buzzfeed does science.

    "Testosterone = violent"

    Like1STFU0#17995
  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Damn. Snow at the beginning of June. Wonders will never cease to exist.

    Like0STFU0#17996
  • Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    brb watching the 200 hours of Monty Python that no one remembers.

    Like0STFU0#133562
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You know that last girl I fucked. I tried to watch The Life of Brian with her but ten minutes in she said it was shit and takes the piss out of Jesus.

    I was like, okay I'm getting my last shag in then we're done.

    Like2STFU0#133573
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    At least most of THAT was good

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    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    @Rooster I'm talking about the tons of sketches that never made it into the infomercial

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    so anyway bono... see you in 200 hours then

    Like0STFU0#133583
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    MD are you talking about the "slam piggy?" she was a jesus freak?

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I felt gross being exposed to this much BuzzFeed

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Brings back memories of working there.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    you have to be a thin soyboy to even apply... come on now.

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Yeah but you're twice the soyboy so it compensates.

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    The Fattening. by M.Night.Bedwetter

    Like0STFU0#133724
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Fatenince day.

    Ok...I ran out of ideas.

    Like0STFU0#133726
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    I even stole one of yours by accident.

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    I was thinking about a different Fattening though!

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  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Lets get a bunch of absolute faggots together and make them try woman things. So they can go "oh my gerrrrd this is sooo horribleeeeee, wamen have it soo haaarrrrd". Even though they are basically women themselves.... Fucking buzzfeed.

    Like1STFU0#18052