hopefully it's deadly
"Unlike a regular croissant, there is no butter. The key ingredients are Sunflower Margarine; Soy and Barley Flour; Activated charcoal/ carbon; Sugar; and Lemon Flavouring. "The Charcoal in the croissant helps to detoxify any poisons or toxins in your body, for example, alcohol."
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CartersBird
You look like fossilized shit, but thinner, whiter, and with humanoid features.