Tom Pearl Stuff His Mouth Full Of Shit For MuchoZucko.com

Tom Pearl Stuff His Mouth Full Of Shit For MuchoZucko.com


Submitted on Apr 8, 2018Freak Porn
Points: 17


  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just what I want to wake up to, would watch it right away too, but have to run and take a giant shit.

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    #15422
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I guess what I meant to say was, first.

    That was some fine consistency, perfect finger snack consistency, sounded painful though.

    Best ad for MZ ever.

    You even did the shit-smile!

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    #128377
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I hope you at least licked a turd in honour of our special guest Mr. Pearl.

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    #128378
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Maybe if i had the same consistency.

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    #128379
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If this doesn't become the number one post of all time, then I dunno.

    Like0STFU0
    #15423
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Do you always eat it fresh and raw ? Do you add shit as a thickening medium to a cooking sauce ? Do you prefer shit soft and turgid, or hard and unyielding ?

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    #15424
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Clearly you didn't read my comment. Noob.

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    #128386
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Aye, any master of turds will ask what you prefer, not what is best. #4everazucker

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    #128413
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That first squelch of shitfart sounded like squeezing the last bit of shampoo out of the bottle.

    Like2STFU0
    #15425
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Why are you so proud of having shit stained teeth? What's the appeal dude?

    Like0STFU0
    #15426
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Your life will only go downhill from today.

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    #128415
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Today was a great day for MZ as well as THJ

    This kind of shit is how you get cult status like before

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    #128416
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I just creamed my jeans

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    #128417
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I was almost tempted to log into the old site and brag about the awesome content we are generating

    Almost

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    #128430
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It feels weird knowing Barret is old enough to unironically call me a lad.

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    #128441
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its just because you look so tiny.

    Well, in comparison.

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    #128444
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c15438

    no matter how far I go in life, ill never be able to say that Tom Pearl said my name while eating shit :(

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    #179077
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MZ launched last July, but I feel like this is its true birth

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    #15451
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    good... now how about a video of you sucking Toms tiny wiener , faggot.

    Like0STFU1
    #128389
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    sure, if you admit Squidley is smart, funny, and well hung

    Like0STFU0
    #128390
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I cant admit to things that are not true

    Like0STFU1
    #128393
  • Mucho User PunkyBruiserVet

    PunkyBruiser

    WOW! Team Shit now has 46 points!

    If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!

    Like0STFU0
    #128699
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    2:52 What a legend. I doubt anyone could ever top this.

    Notice he said EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS to muchozucko. The other sites stealing this have no honor.

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    #179072
  • Mucho User HecksuNoob

    Hecksu

    I love you Tom. I hope you’ll be back soon

    Like3STFU0
    #180775
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I think he's probably done with the internet for one lifetime. If you guys are coming from the Reddit archive I have emails proving he tried to scrub his web presence.

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    #180783
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c180785

    Of course. I'll need to get home first. Check back in a few hours and I'll send a friend link.

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    #180786
    Mucho User weirdguy9568Noob

    weirdguy9568

    >>c180786

    alright can I have your username, and I'll send u a request and when ur home send me em, I might be sleeping by then but I'm so excited about having these emails, I've been documenting many things and this might be the most important out of everything.

    Like0STFU0
    #180787
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Would love to lock him up actually.

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    #180794
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh you guys like Tom Pearl?

    I knew that guy. Taught him everything he knows.

    I'm kind of a big deal you could say...

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    #180795
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Id love to look him up too, haven't seen him in a while

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    #180798
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If you're archivists you are probably aware he has convictions for CSAM

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    #180799
    Mucho User weirdguy9568Noob

    weirdguy9568

    >>c180799

    is he banned from this site? I saw a snapshot from the wayback machine from 3 days ago that says he got banned

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    #180802
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c180802

    He is, yeah. Or was. Barret the terrible may have unbanned him as a joke.

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    #180805
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c180806

    I wanted to be rid of him after we found out about his convictions. We are a smut site but not that kind.

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    #180809
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    How old are you buddy? Where ya from?

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    #180811
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's cool, long as you're 18 and stuff,we don't wanna leave kids around whunu

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    #180813
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Middle Eastern Tom Pearl fans??

    Truly his shining star knows no limits.

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    #180814
  • Mucho User weirdguy9568Noob

    weirdguy9568

    do you have any idea why he stopped? i noticed that he deleted his profiles on some sites awhile ago, it's like something triggered him, maybe his family googled his name?

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    #180816
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c180816

    Someone else named Tom Pearl filed suit against him for ruining his reputation.

    This is all on the emails. I'll remember to add you later.

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    #180817
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well, could be the same thing.

    Maybe he's out going for a walk in the park right now.

    Sniffing some random dog poop, dreaming of old times.

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    #180819
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He's classified as "under supervision" by the gov, but technically he was that since 2002, and that didn't stop him

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    #180820
    Mucho User weirdguy9568Noob

    weirdguy9568

    >>c180820

    I logged into his tnaflix account and his history contained 19 videos of Traci Lords, that were filmed when she was underage.

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    #180821
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Someone about to be mouthfucked and gangbanged

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    #180860
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c180858

    Hi weirdguy,

    I followed your compatriot's Discord link and put it all in general / the archive channel. Enjoy!

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    #180861
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Your discord is fucking gay by the way. Can't be arsed with these 20 steps of faggotry

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    #180862
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Don't do it Trucker. They're gonna make you eat shit

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    #180867
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c180866

    looked that up and the first result is a Hazbin Hotel meme saying his very soul is damned for eternity

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    #180868
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Man the internet fucking RAN AWAY with this guy while MZ was down. Holy shit.

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    #180869
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret owns the site, you have to listen to him.

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    #180883
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm sorry guys. They got Bono. Everything you see posted from his account now is actually the tom pearl fanboys abusing his dead prolapsed hole

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    #180884
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Also from now on Tuesday is Taco Tuesday. I expect Mexican food on my desk for dinner breakfast and supper.

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    #180885
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fuck, there's only a couple of us left... no one knows where Billy is...

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    #180888
    Mucho User weirdguy9568Noob

    weirdguy9568

    >>c180873

    so someone on TikTok said that you got TikTok and agreed on being interview, you seem to be clueless about it

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    #180897