Tom Pearl Stuff His Mouth Full Of Shit For MuchoZucko.com

Tom Pearl Stuff His Mouth Full Of Shit For MuchoZucko.com

Points: 16

by tompearl

Submitted on Apr 8, 2018

Freak Porn

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  Vet

  Barret

  Just what I want to wake up to, would watch it right away too, but have to run and take a giant shit.

  
  

  #15422
  

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  Barret

  I guess what I meant to say was, first.

  That was some fine consistency, perfect finger snack consistency, sounded painful though.

  Best ad for MZ ever.

  You even did the shit-smile!

  
  

  #28377
  

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  makodragon

  I hope you at least licked a turd in honour of our special guest Mr. Pearl.

  
  

  #28378
  

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  Barret

  Maybe if i had the same consistency.

  
  

  #28379
  
  
  

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  Barret

  If this doesn't become the number one post of all time, then I dunno.

  
  

  #15423
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i will direct people to this post every day of my life until it is

  
  

  #28383
  
  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Do you always eat it fresh and raw ? Do you add shit as a thickening medium to a cooking sauce ? Do you prefer shit soft and turgid, or hard and unyielding ?

  
  

  #15424
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  obviously you havent eaten enough shit to know, you fucking noob

  
  

  #28384
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fresh and solid is by far the easiest, according to Tom's reactions

  
  

  #28385
  

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  Tigeriger

  Clearly you didn't read my comment. Noob.

  
  

  #28386
  

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  Tigeriger

  Pwned.

  
  

  #28387
  

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  Barret

  Aye, any master of turds will ask what you prefer, not what is best. #4everazucker

  
  

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  makodragon

  That first squelch of shitfart sounded like squeezing the last bit of shampoo out of the bottle.

  
  

  #15425
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Why are you so proud of having shit stained teeth? What's the appeal dude?

  
  

  #15426
  

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  Barret

  THJ asked for a turd smile

  
  

  #28414
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  The world can always use more Pearls of wisdom.

  
  

  #15430
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i woke uo literally 120 seconds ago

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  he did the oreo smile..

  HE SAID MY NAME

  
  

  #15438
  

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  Barret

  Your life will only go downhill from today.

  
  

  #28415
  

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  Bono

  Today was a great day for MZ as well as THJ

  This kind of shit is how you get cult status like before

  
  

  #28416
  

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  Bono

  I just creamed my jeans

  
  

  #28417
  

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  Barret

  *jewed your cream

  
  

  #28428
  

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  Bono

  I was almost tempted to log into the old site and brag about the awesome content we are generating

  Almost

  
  

  #28430
  

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  Barret

  Good lad.

  
  

  #28434
  

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  Bono

  It feels weird knowing Barret is old enough to unironically call me a lad.

  
  

  #28441
  

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  Barret

  Its just because you look so tiny.

  Well, in comparison.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  holy fucking shit

  
  

  #15439
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  what do i do now?

  my day just started and it will never get better

  
  

  #15440
  
  
  

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  CartersBird

  Welp.

  
  

  #15444
  
  
  

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  Bono

  MZ launched last July, but I feel like this is its true birth

  
  

  #15451
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  good... now how about a video of you sucking Toms tiny wiener , faggot.

  
  

  #28389
  

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  Bono

  sure, if you admit Squidley is smart, funny, and well hung

  
  

  #28390
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I cant admit to things that are not true

  
  

  #28393
  

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  Bono

  too bad

  
  

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  CartersBird

  +1 team shit

  
  

  #15629
  

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  PunkyBruiser

  WOW! Team Shit now has 46 points!

  If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!

  
  

  #28699