Hacking the MuchoZucko mainframe

I keep a detailed dossier on every MZ user should the need ever arise...

Points: 25

by Bono

Submitted on Feb 26, 2018

Muchoers Gone Wild

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  Vet

  Bono

  Took me less than an hour, I'm bored as shit

  
  

  #12941
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Hah. I know that feeling.

  
  

  #24603
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  humblebrag

  
  

  #24679
  
  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  some of these are accurate enough that they never have to log in again

  
  

  #12942
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  i find it weird how dedicated this place is to the circlejerk... but it makes for fun content.

  
  

  #12944
  

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  Barret

  You too can be part of the jerk-squad, and receive knoby pleasure. All you need is a personality and possibly a face to go along with it.

  
  

  #24615
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  60% of my personality is reacting normally to makodragon's ridiculous shit

  
  

  #24616
  

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  Barret

  Exactly, we all have that reaction.

  
  

  #24618
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Nothing I say is ridiculous you nitpicking faggot.

  
  

  #24625
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  ...thats pretty ridiculous

  
  

  #24628
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Says captain ridiculous.

  
  

  #24639
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you ridiculous son of a bitch

  
  

  #24640
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Yes, yes I am.

  
  

  #24642
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I think billymay likes me really

  
  

  #12945
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  i think you're full of shit

  
  

  #24612
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  wait is that 3?

  
  

  #24613
  

  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  i think drfaggles likes pussy

  
  

  #24630
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Hahaha! Zucko danger rating...

  
  

  #12946
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Funniest best Bono-OC of all time, and im only halfway.

  
  

  #12947
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  it's not better than MZTV

  
  

  #24617
  

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  Barret

  Jokes are funnier when you don't see them coming. So to me this was top notch.

  user:Barret eyes ULTRAFAGGOT

  
  

  #24669
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  wtf does that mean? nigger

  
  

  #24737
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I wish I knew.

  
  

  #48640
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Oh now I remember.

  
  

  #48641
  

  Vet

  Bono

  What was it?

  
  

  #48645
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Did he spoil DBS or something?

  
  

  #48646
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Possum.

  Status.

  
  

  #48649
  

  Vet

  Bono

  How is it possum status if I already started working on it?

  
  

  #48650
  

  Vet

  Bono

  You whore, you no longer have power over me

  
  

  #48651
  

  Vet

  Barret

  https://i.imgur.com/vftsNl8.jpg

  
  

  #48654
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Ouch.

  
  

  #48712
  
  
  

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  Barret

  "Bono-Computer! 3 dead noobs have been found in the crevice in between the Normal Porn and Freak Porn, anuses prolapsed. One was found clenching a piece of greasy neckbeard in his right hand, suggesting his attacker was a fat slob, give me a list of most likely suspects".

  
  

  #12948
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  JLA: Tower of Bonel

  
  

  #12949
  

  Vet

  Bono

  HA

  
  

  #48647
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Idea...

  
  

  #48648
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Did I ever tell you about the time just after I became a Buddhist when during a root canal procedure I declined Novocaine because I wanted to transcend dental medication?

  
  

  #12958
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  DAMN YOU OLD MAN!!!

  
  

  #24641
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Some people think stories are fun,

  And puns are a problem for some,

  But I Noah guy,

  Who an ark can supply,

  I have to admit that was dumb.

  
  

  #24668
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  someone take away his social security

  
  

  #24760
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  lol...

  
  

  #25176
  
  
  

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  Barret

  lol, I thought the woody section said "stay clear if hands bother you".

  As in, if you sit on his lap to listen to one of his stories, he gets all handsy.

  
  

  #12968
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  If the folks don't find you hansom, they should at least find you handy.

  
  

  #24636
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  I have come to realize all the jokes and stereotypes in this video are just going to make those users act worse... fuck you Bunu!

  
  

  #12998
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Fries is so worked into his routine after all these years, he couldn't change now if he wanted to. Fatmfet is too fat that anything he does matters anyway.

  So that leaves woody and Billy, which I like, i trust their creative integrity.

  
  

  #24693
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  im pretty aware of my use of bigotry..ill try to keep things at a palatable level mr carterbird and mr B

  
  

  #24960
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/I35GX7T1RB8

  
  

  #24962
  
  
  

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  Barret

  When is the sequel coming?

  
  

  #17422
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  +1

  
  

  #32417
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Please love me.

  
  

  #17968
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Post ass.

  
  

  #33443
  

  Vet

  Barret

  lol

  
  

  #48642
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  So Billy's danger level is only about 200 higher than Fatmo's... shenanigans.

  
  

  #17971
  
  
  

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  Bono

  hmm

  
  

  #24306
  

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  Barret

  user:Barret waves hand

  Get back to work slave.

  
  

  #48639