Gagging on Vegetables
This heifer loves meat
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CartersBird
I'm going to have some for dinner actually.I wonder what would happen if this guy put loaded potatoes in a blender with broccoli. Would his lovecow drink it?
Barret
Man, FAGGOT comments seemed so much more hardcore before we got to see a quarter of his face....
Barret
Why did I like that comment? And why was I able to like it again?I smell shenanigans.
Also, I didn't know man....
CartersBird
I mean yeah, the button acts like it's clickable... but refresh. It does not count that like.
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BILLYMAYSHERE
Look im not 100% on this..but im pretty sure this delicate little flower would be somewhere in Mako's wheelhouse
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CartersBird
We found a great sub last night... couldn't tell if it was an MD parody or not.
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makodragon
And md only likes fat bitches with a pretty face. What do you think I am some kind of sicko?
Bono
Where I grew up, people call that the Fat Girl Curse."Oh, she's so pretty in the face. Too bad she's so heavy."
makodragon
You get two types of fat chick. One's with a fat face and double chin, and one's who's face would fool you into thinking they are slim. Of the latter category, only the pretty ones are md prey. And on that pretext, there is a limit to how fat they can be before it gets ugly to my eyes. Although I have fucked some over-fat and ugly bitches.
makodragon
6/10 is about where I'm at, even before you consider my lack of a career and shit like not being able to drive. So if I get a 6/10 I'm doing pretty well.Man I want to get driving. But I need to sit tight and spend nothing for the next 2 weeks... The I continue having lessons again.
Bono
The only fishing experience I have is from childhood. I live on the edge of a desert so the shitty park with dirty poofish is all we have unless you want to drive for 45 minutes.
makodragon
Yeah, I only fished a bit as a kid. Got back into it though. There's something about catching fish, even small ones, that make you feel like a man again. Like Tom Hanks when he creates fire in Castaway. I am desperate to start lure fishing. But I need to drive, to get to the right spots. I'm gonna bushcraft me some pike, or maybe some zander or even perch. When Barret comes over, which he will otherwise he is not a true Viking, but merely a faggot posing as a viking to get cheap fanny, we shall road trip and live off of beer and fish that we catch. That's the dream. You should come. You could slay a bit of English fanny along the way.
makodragon
You know, in the event that Bono and Barret actually have the balls to road trip the UK.
Bono
I dunno man, something about manic flip-flopping isn't inviting.What if we're on a boat together... alone... and you use your retard strength to drown us?
Barret
Can't we all just get along!? Bono is right though, I'm scared to go on a boat with MD. One of his girlfriends might come along and tip the boat over.
makodragon
Manic flip-floppinglike you didn't beg me to come back
But still, it's cool dude. I'm kinda disappointed that you so easily show fear of another man. I'm not even on crack or anything.
makodragon
I mean, I need to count on you faggots in case we get into a fight, which we hopefully would.
Bono
It's Friday, this is my best memehttps://i.imgur.com/5ePmWUX.png
Someone else do the meme thread
Barret
Hm, I have about 40 minutes. If I don't come up with something by then, I has failed.
Bono
A few weeks back you had 3 possible dumps:Woman Hate
Niggers
And something else
You did Woman hate
Barret
Id have MD's back in a fight by the way.Literally.
Id be hiding behind him. Making sarcastic comments.
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FatmoFat the Iron Liver
My wife is like that. She doesn't eat any vegetable other than corn and potatoes.
FatmoFat the Iron Liver
I woudn't post fakes. I used to have some pics, like an archive of nudes but when I get bipolar I delete them all and then if I didn't have them backed up somewhere they're gone. I have other pics, like ass, pussy, but none of tits. Sorry.
CartersBird
Let me just step in here...FatmoFat, I think you know what we're asking. One way or another, can you get us a confirmed picture of those titties?
FatmoFat the Iron Liver
Not currently. How about this. Next time I acquire a titty picture, I will post it here.
Tigeriger
“Not currently. How about this. Next time I acquire a titty picture, I will post it here.“Never argue confirmation of tits. eejit.
truckerhatjones the Golden
he "promised" the way a shutin with depression "promises" he'll consider going to your brother in law's birthday party
Tigeriger
Well that’s obvious, however a little positive encouragement might increase the possibility of the promised tits.