6 Shots in 47 Seconds

I saw 6 shots in 60 seconds and I thought... "That shit was SOFT!" Had to best that. Nadamean?


Submitted on Dec 27, 2017User Challenges
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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    And here I thought you might be a fag.

    GG

    Like2STFU0#8690
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    well, you're right about it being all the same

    faggot

    Like6STFU0#117024
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Wonderful video. Somethings for next time my wigger friend:

    - The larger container must be unopened when you start.

    - The container you drink out of must be clear.

    I can't officially strip MD of his title, but I believe this sets up a bout for the Undisputed Championship.

    Like1STFU0#8693
    Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    I wanna say that's bullshit, but it's cool, I'll make another one later. I'ma get a new bottle of liquor. I'll drink out of a clear glass. lol This was totally real though, I just wasn't aware of the rules. Next time...

    Like2STFU0#117007
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Also the container must be unopened and opened on cam too. With no cuts.

    Like1STFU0#117019
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That was more like 40 seconds. If only someone had read the rules first.

    Like1STFU0#8694
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The timer started 6 seconds too early.

    Like1STFU0#117008
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Upvote because the accent grossed me the fuck out.

    Like4STFU0#8695
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Sounds like something out of a jrob music video, or an episode of Oz.

    Like1STFU0#117032
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Funny how those 2 things connect together...

    Like1STFU0#117033
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret shaves neckbeard.

    Like2STFU0#8696
  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    is this one of those andy milonaukuses I've heard so much about?

    Like1STFU0#8697
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    are you used to just downing hard alcohol in waves?

    Like1STFU0#117012
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i don't think he can, legally. dudes been 12 since 2001.

    Like1STFU0#117015
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Great. About to get stripped of my title by a wigger.

    Not only that, but he ridiculed my attempt.

    Like2STFU0#8699
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Next time don't use the last 12 seconds to take a drag off your cig

    Like1STFU0#117017
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, it was funny bro. Your patter is good 8)

    Like1STFU0#117021
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MD worked himself into a shoot, brother

    Like1STFU0#117022
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You just got pounded into submission by the white Ron Funches, so I'd imagine it hurts

    Like2STFU0#117023
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    He burped and took pleasure in it. I can't compete with that shit.

    Like1STFU0#117026
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I could probably do 8-10 if I poured them all first

    Like1STFU0#117027
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Oster postures like he can do 10 as well

    Like1STFU0#117028
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Maybe MD is just a pretender and we're all badasses

    Like2STFU0#117029
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You keep talkin', bud. I still have the title.

    Like1STFU0#117030
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Pretty sure i could do 12 thai whiskey shots in 37 seconds, easy. MD is just chav level, not even planet or galaxy level.

    Like4STFU0#117035
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret plus Thailand ultimate artifact is a Universe busting entity

    Like1STFU0#117036
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Look at all this talk, Baphomet. This is what you got to deal with at the top.

    Like2STFU0#117039
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I wonder if Punky likes rap...

    Like1STFU0#117040
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Punky managed to make a sorry abortion of the genre of Classic Rock, I shudder to think what his tastes in rap are, if they exist

    Like1STFU0#117041
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's why im curious, like...how bad could it be?

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    he hasn't made a comment in 7 hours

    Like1STFU0#117109
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Normally that makes people less annoying. Instead it's making both of you more annoying.

    Figure that one out, you tramp's blowlamps.

    Like1STFU0#117111
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    I did figure it out

    You're butthurt and jelly, now suck my dingleberries fatboy

    Like1STFU0#117112
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You think you can just talk shit to me like that? Stupid fucking noob with 37 rep discussing other people's accomplishments.

    You fucking utter failure.

    Like1STFU0#117113
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Keep it up and I will dump you into a ban you stupid motherfucker.

    Like2STFU0#117114
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    Excellent, there is no better way to prove how butthurt you are

    Like2STFU0#117115
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Just seems like you really, REALLY want me to be butthurt. That just makes me hate you more.

    But do not let me keep you from your banning. Like I said, keep it up, fool.

    Like1STFU0#117118
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    The hate is real.

    The butthurt is not.

    But keep flogging that dead horse, chump.

    Like1STFU0#117119
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Hahaha

    You wanna call my bluff? Trust me, I'm not joking. I don't even think Bono can do shit about it if you get banned.

    But this is a fun game, if stupid on your part.

    Like2STFU0#117123
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Well, you ARE asking for it. I'm pretty sure I could ban you now and have reasonable motive.

    But I'll give you one last chance to shut the fuck up.

    Like1STFU0#117125
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    you're taking so long i could have drank 12 shots

    Like1STFU0#117126
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I just went to get a cup of tea so that I can enjoy this all the more.

    And you didn't drink 12 shots. You didn't drink one. And you didn't upload your lack of accomplishment to zucko. You're a big talking nothing.

    Like1STFU0#117129
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Bitch, I will dump you when I'm good and ready.

    Like1STFU0#117131
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    The bull of these here woods has been castrated

    Like1STFU0#117133
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    Are you?

    I said go on and do it you posturing fuck of a modpuddle

    Like1STFU0#117135
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    A tea sounds nice so i'll go make one too

    If you havent done shit when i get back, i proclaim victory

    Like1STFU0#117136
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    hahaha

    I'm not gonna get myself demodded for a sack of shit like you.

    I just wanted to make it clear to everyone else that you are our new whunu.

    Like1STFU0#117137
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    So the point of the last 20 minutes was to say a bunch and do nothing

    Good job whunudragon

    Like1STFU0#117138
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Nobody's stopping YOU from doing anything, you plebian. Yet you stay here and shit talk.

    Talk, talk, talk.

    Like1STFU0#117139
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Aww, are we done playing?

    And after all that, I'm still a mod, and you're still a nothing.

    Like1STFU0#117140
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    something definitely crawled up your bunghole today. I think it was black Barret breaking your record.

    Like2STFU0#117147
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MD's fine, he's just understandably distraught about losing his user title to some walk-on.

    Like1STFU0#117149
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I genuinely don't give a fuck. But I feel like I'm supposed to now because y'all keep making out like I should be.

    Like1STFU0#117150
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's just the most likely explanation for bitchy behavior

    Like1STFU0#117151
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    If I'm being a bitch, let someone else mod and take shittalk from you all.

    Like1STFU0#117153
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    his man pucci isnt putting out.

    Like1STFU0#117154
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    well you are being kind of a botch today. sleep it off.

    Like2STFU0#117155
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Nah fuck it. You think you can handle some noob demanding that you be 'jelly' then you mod instead.

    I'm sick of you faggots whining about me defending myself.

    Like1STFU0#117156
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    as time goes on, it does look more likely that MD is in fact jelly.

    Like1STFU0#117158
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono logs out and runs away

    Like1STFU0#117160
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    prove how "not jelly" you are and take it back.

    Like1STFU0#117161
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I don't need to prove shit. Fucking cumslave.

    Like1STFU0#117162
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    exactly what someone would say if they jelly and getting upset.

    Like1STFU0#117163
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I can already see that this fucker will beat any attempt I make at beating him, even if I did beat his last attempt. So no, I'm not jelly, you fucking annoying bunch of tossers.

    Like1STFU0#117165
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    stage two jelly: The siding.

    Like1STFU0#117167
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And he put you down in the starting pit Oster, you didn't even make a legit attempt and he's already put a stop to you.

    At least I HAD the title.

    Like1STFU0#117168
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    this isn't about me. im not jelly.

    Like1STFU0#117169
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's exactly what someone who was jelly would say.

    Like1STFU0#117170
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    it's okay to be upset. If bono took your mod would you cry this hard? or would it be harder?

    Like1STFU0#117171
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    yes. but if that went through would you cry this hard or harder? Just trying to see if this is the worst jelly you can get or if you zeke-out.

    Like1STFU0#117173
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    My job as a mod is not to take shit from noobs. My job is to moderate you faggot's posts. So when you see me not taking shit from a noob, don't assume I'm jelly because you simplistic thought patterns arrive at that conclusion.

    Like1STFU0#117174
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'M jelly and i didn't even compete.

    Like3STFU0#117176
    Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    Calm down guys. I was just having fun, and even though I'm technically a noob on here, I've been a Muchoer for over a decade. I don't even care that much about the title, I was gonna get drunk anyway. I just thought the challenge was doable. I didn't want to cause so much pain and suffering in the world. What have I become? My sweetest friend... everyone I know, goes away, in the end... You can have it all. My empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt.

    Like2STFU0#117181
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    i for one am glad that i missed the day's festivities.

    Like2STFU0#117182
    Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    I was thinking of going after that piss title too, but I don't think I can have more than one, it's like when you win one they strip you of the other one because it's not fair that one dude has more than one and they can't book him for two matches at the same Pay Per View so they gotta give one to someone else so they can fill the card.

    Like1STFU0#117185
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    there's only two other "real" titles as far as I am aware. you can attain neither.

    Like1STFU0#117188
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    one is a 70 year old fuck who restored a motorbike, the other is literally just a redneck who collects piss jugs.

    Like1STFU0#117189
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    but you would have to ask boner if you can have multiples. the About Page shit says you can issue challenges to create new ones

    Like1STFU0#117190
  • Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    I can be a morbidly obese fuck as good as the next guy. I know who he is, he's a shitty YouTuber and I don't know why he is even popular he's whack as fuck. I'm just drunk and being a hater, but it is what it is.

    Like1STFU0#117086
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I can't wait for you to blow up and act like you don't know nobody.

    Like1STFU0#117088
  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    seriously meatbucket..why do you think that you must somehow sound like a fuckin ignorant shitskinned nigger?..is that what all your faggot little gay wannacoon friends like to hear?..you should be slapped 60x in 6 seconds shitpile

    Like4STFU0#8761
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This faggot comes and steals my title, and I bet he disappears for 6 months.

    Like1STFU1#8764
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    You relinquished your title without a fight buddy

    Like1STFU0#117177
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    But you are correct about the 6 months

    Like2STFU0#117178
    Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    I was a part time Suckoer, but that's because it sucked. I'll be a full time Zuckoer, because this site isn't broken.

    Like1STFU0#117183
  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    Admit it girls your panties are wet from listening to this guy

    Like3STFU0#8859
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Then dried up like a desert once they saw him.

    Like2STFU0#117349
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Jerky is still enjoyable. Then again, tins of fun will probably enjoy anything at this point.

    Like1STFU0#117361
  • Mucho User WeeaboNoob

    Weeabo

    I made an account to up vote this

    Like1STFU2#28442
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Oh god, Fatmo is breeding

    Like2STFU0#158341
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    check if this is actually his alt. that sjw fucking profile bio smells like shit.

    Like1STFU0#158427