Hard Water

Chick just hit the wall

Points: 14

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Dec 12, 2017

Funny

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  Rooster65

  That Arizona sweet tea is awesome. Drunk chicks are cool too, tho. Only sometimes.

  
  

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  Bono

  Usually not. They always get sick and piss on my floor.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Get a litter box, for the pussy bitches.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  drunk rape is cool too

  
  

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  Bono

  True story, I brought home a girl once and we got hammered on rum - she was apparently way more drunk than me without me realizing it.

  
  

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  Bono

  She came, sat up immediately, and motioned for a waste bin... started puking while sitting on the edge of my bed.

  
  

  #15277
  

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  Bono

  And with each heave out came a healthy amount of urine.

  
  

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  Bono

  I asked her a week later if it was rapey, because she was basically unconscious after that. She was alright with it though.

  
  

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  Bono

  Not that I touched her after that but ... you know, whatever.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  okay.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  that's not all that's hard.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  IM TALKIN BOUT MY PENIS

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  How to nail subtle, by thj.

  
  

  #15226
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  that's a reply fail

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  babe....

  
  

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  CartersBird

  ...okay.

  
  

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