Hard Water

Chick just hit the wall

Mucho User FredGspotSanford
Submitted on Dec 12, 2017Funny
Points: 14
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Tags:Hottieboozedrunkhit it quickCi

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    That Arizona sweet tea is awesome. Drunk chicks are cool too, tho. Only sometimes.

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    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    Usually not. They always get sick and piss on my floor.

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Get a litter box, for the pussy bitches.

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    #115224
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    True story, I brought home a girl once and we got hammered on rum - she was apparently way more drunk than me without me realizing it.

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    #115276
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    She came, sat up immediately, and motioned for a waste bin... started puking while sitting on the edge of my bed.

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    #115277
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    And with each heave out came a healthy amount of urine.

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    #115278
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    I asked her a week later if it was rapey, because she was basically unconscious after that. She was alright with it though.

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    #115279
    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    Not that I touched her after that but ... you know, whatever.

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