Keep Your Voice Down Bitch

You're forcing my dick to hurt you.

Points: 16

by Barret

Submitted on Nov 16, 2017

Normal Porn

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  Barret

  lol just noticed the url after submitting a post

  
  

  #6724
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  ... you didnt know it had the title of your post in the link?

  
  

  #12756
  

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  Barret

  No, not that.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Take the rubber off

  
  

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  makodragon

  This is too rapey for me man,

  
  

  #6740
  

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  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  You mean that's not acceptable.......

  
  

  #12776
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  ;)

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Too rapey? Do you know where you are?!?!?!

  
  

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  makodragon

  Sweden?

  
  

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  makodragon

  But still, muchoworthy.

  You see how I roll bro?

  
  

  #6741
  

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  Barret

  Yeah, you're cool with rape when its for the boys.

  
  

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  makodragon

  yeah dude :D

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Cool with rape when it's for the boys? Like a Catholic Priest?

  
  

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  makodragon

  Not WITH boys you bellend.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Bastard.. Could of at least spit in cornhole first.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  No-wa? ow-wa? But her eyes say yes.

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  The pain noises always get me off faster, so she only suffers a short amount of time.

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  There is a lack of painal on this new Mucho.

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  All I used to watch on the old mucho was people shitting, painal, and puking deepthroat videos.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Wow. You're so hardcore.

  
  

  #17603
  

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  Barret

  Nah he's soft, didn't even watch beheading/ISIS execution videos, or even possum music videos.

  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  You know I'm from the old Mucho right? I've been around a while. Before 1 man 1 jar, before 2 girls 1 cup, before 3 men 1 hammer, before all the identically formatted viral shock video titles were even dreamed of. I used to watch meatspin until it said I was gay. I have been around a long while...

  
  

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  makodragon

  So fucking what?

  
  

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  makodragon

  Lurk time counts for shit. If you were a true muchoer, you would know this. Faggotron.

  
  

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  Barret

  We get it, you're gay, its not a contest.

  
  

  #17614
  

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  Barret

  I bet i watched meatspin longer then you!

  
  

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  Bono

  I watched meatspin to 2000 for the new years celebration when I was 8 years old

  
  

  #17616
  

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  Bono

  get on my level.

  
  

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  makodragon

  I remember porn on vhs before the internet even existed.

  
  

  #17618
  

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  makodragon

  You pup.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  one time i spun my penis around like a helicopter blade

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  but i get winded easily so it wasnt that fun

  
  

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  Barret

  My dick is too short for that.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  mine is 14 inches long and as wide as a tootsie roll.

  
  

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  Barret

  Two things I learned about Fisherman's Friend (strong breath mints) today.

  1. Getting a blowjob from a chick with one in her mouth, feels a lot like putting tigerbalm on your balls, except its on your dick, and inside. Hot burning and freezing cold at the same time.

  2. Apparently the girl won't notice if you cum and will happily slurp up your cum in ignorance.

  
  

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  Barret

  That was a reverse reply-fail.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  wow, thanks Uncle Barret!

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  user:truckerhatjones applies this knowledge to life

  
  

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