Pet Crocodile at the Beach

Pet crock at the beach, Sniffing at minge within reach, Finish the limerick UUody, lol.

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  Cigarmann

  hmmmm.....I guess a pitt bull wasn't macho enough.....

  
  

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  makodragon

  As in your avatar or this guy in the vid?

  
  

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  Cigarmann

  my avi is macho gay.......

  
  

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  makodragon

  In what way is it gay? I'm not pickin' up on it.

  
  

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  Cigarmann

  I guess not, was just fishing for a comment. Mind is shot these days.....

  
  

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  makodragon

  lmao. You're not the only one. I couldn't even finish a Limerick.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Crike!

  
  

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  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Must have had the mouth taped shut, or some such shit.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I know a couple of women that need that

  
  

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  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  I second that

  
  

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  Bono

  Poking a croc at the beach,

  Sniffing all minge within reach,

  He snapped at some slut,

  Drew blood from her butt,

  And a lesson us all he did teach.

  
  

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  Bono

  what do I win

  
  

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  makodragon

  A dick pic?

  
  

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  CartersBird

  8)

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i hope MD is offering

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  AHEM

  
  

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  makodragon

  My dick's modelling career is over.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i've heard drippy things about it

  
  

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  makodragon

  Yeah, my penis gets camera shy and freaks out.

  
  

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  makodragon

  It's no carter's bird's cock, that's for sure. I'm only average in size.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  bird's cock was sticking thru what i assume is 8 x 11 printer paper

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  its not that massive, just a camera trick

  
  

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  makodragon

  whunu has that effect on penii

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i wish he didnt remove his, i wanted to cherish it

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  im trying to remember now... post it note on the left...

  
  

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  makodragon

  lol, I never even got to see. Someone should've saved it for posterity.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  at first i was sure he had used a portobello mushroom for scale, but

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you never saw?? oh man

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  lets just say i understand why whunu is drunk and pissed off all the time

  
  

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  makodragon

  was he not even erect?

  
  

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  makodragon

  as gay as that question sounds, in hindsight...

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  it didnt look hard but the head was fluffier than the rest

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  like maybe he tried to get hard but has poor blood flow

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  my dick dont work man! my fuckstick!

  user:truckerhatjones tries to remember that movie

  
  

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  makodragon

  fuck having a broken dick. That's worse than a blown out minge.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  The phrase BLOWN OUT is monstrous

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  too much mention of penii in this thread

  
  

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  makodragon

  what are you, the penis police?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  He's the head detective

  
  

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