Signs of an avalanche last winter

Allegedly.

Points: 14

by Bono

Submitted on Sep 19, 2017

Nature is Metal

Tags: elk pinned tree
25 comments

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  no 'awesome' tag then

  
  

  #4265
  

  Vet

  Bono

  AWESOMENESS

  
  

  #7667
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Heard tales of the toothpick through a telephone pole during a tornado.. The Elk through an Elm is bad assery.. Nature can be Mother ..

  
  

  #4269
  
  
  

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  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  could be the work of dug

  
  

  #4272
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Yeah, that's a sign of duggery.

  
  

  #7688
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Nope, impossibru. No semen stains on the fur...

  
  

  #7743
  
  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Fuck dude

  
  

  #4290
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  NATURE IS METAL

  
  

  #7736
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  user:truckerhatjones fills another piss jug at his jerkoff station

  
  

  #7737
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  hahaha dasss fuckt uhhh

  
  

  #7741
  

  Vet

  Bono

  more fuckt than E

  
  

  #7768
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Did it make any noise?

  
  

  #4293
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Not unless my wife was there to tell it what a mess it was making

  
  

  #7767
  

  Vet

  Bono

  lol

  
  

  #7769
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Bono, I assume you have never committed matrimony. I'll offer the advice my dad gave me during "the talk", to which I should, had I any sense at all, listened. He said: Son, if you use hookers for the rest of your life, it will cost you a LOT less money and HUGELY less aggravation then if you decide to get your sex from a wife. Furthermore, wife sex has a strange way of being unreliable.

  
  

  #7770
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  No shit, he's still a virgin, you know...

  
  

  #7771
  

  Vet

  Bono

  or you could just stay unmarried and get poon from a new girl almost every time

  
  

  #7772
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Which is a good option when you're young and charismatic

  
  

  #7773
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  So where does that leave you? Looooool!

  
  

  #7774
  

  Vet

  Bono

  As a 25 year old with disposable income and a great sense of humor?

  Swimming in pussy

  
  

  #7775
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Swimming in it? Make sure to bring a towel!

  
  

  #7776
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Real talk: Heed UUoody's advice and don't ever get married if you can help it...

  
  

  #7777
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I assume eventually the casual sex will give way to feelings of deep existential dread and emptiness, so I'll settle down with someone I can stand

  
  

  #7781
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Be weary of any statement that starts with "I assume". But if you must settle down, do it with someone who can stand you. That makes things a lot easier.

  
  

  #7789
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Now those are words to live by and also sounds like experienced with.

  
  

  #7796